Anna: So... We have a tonne of questions here, and I think it would be sensible if we did them all at once...
❄Elsa: Do you fancy Hiccup, Hans, Jack, Eugene, or *flips hair* me. Lol
Elsa: Well... Hiccup and Jack are my best friends, and if I fancy them (IF I fancy them, cos I'm not really sure yet) I won't go out with them, because of the reasons explained a couple of chapters back.
Elsa: Hans is extremely good looking and polite... But he's evil... And tried to kill me...
Elsa: And Eugene is charming, handsome... And taken.
Rapunzel: Yuh huh!
Elsa: So I may have a tiny crush on him, but it's more of a celebrity crush... You know it'll never happen, but you can dream anyway...
Elsa: So I guess that leaves you, @Elsa_LoveForSnow ! Well... I'm not completely erasing it from possibility, but... We haven't met so... I'm struggling with the fancying part... Cool username, though!
🐲Hiccup: Do you fancy any members in the Big Five (No Hiccanna)
Hiccup: Well... That's a good question. I'll try and do it by process of elimination...
🐲Merida: She's snide, hot tempered but jolly and nice (on occasion). I loathe Mericcup, and I wouldn't want to make it a reality. Basically, she's too temperamental...
Merida: Oy!
🐲Rapunzel: She's sweet, but we're completely different people.
🐲Elsa: We're really close, and Hiccelsa would be a good couple, if I fancied her. But I don't.
So no. I don't fancy anyone in the Big Five. I think if I were to go out with anyone, it would be Astrid - We're really close, and wouldn't have to face a long distance relationship.
Oh yeah, and I forgot one...
🐲Jack: No. I have nothing against gaiety, but I'd just feel uncomfortable with it, and he fancies Elsa, and I like Astrid. We're different people, me and Jack. So no. I'm not for Hijack.
Jack: Thank goodness! No offence...
❤Anna: Do you fancy Kristof?
Anna: Well... I a bit more than fancy Kristof, actually... He uh... He proposed the other day...
Elsa: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Anna: It was only the other day... And you were busy... In a cupboard... With Hiccup...
Elsa: I was trying to forget about that...
Hiccup: As was I...
Anna: Anyway... So, I'm still contemplating getting married to Kristof... And therefore I don't really fancy him anymore, no ~
🌞Rapunzel: Do you fancy Jack?
Rapunzel: Haha! Great question! Well.. Earlier on, I said that I shipped Jackunzel, right? Well, that's true, but again, it's kind of a celebrity crush. Like when a Directioner says 'I want to marry Niall Horan'...
Merida: UGH!
Rapunzel: Sorry, it's just an example... Anyway, when a Directioner says that, they don't really mean it...or maybe they do, I wouldn't know...but... Yeah. That description probably sucked. But anyway, I think people ship Jackunzel for the right reasons, but I don't really fancy him... Plus I've got Eugene...
🌝Jack: Do you fancy Toothiana?
Jack: No... But I don't think I can say the same for her...
Rapunzel: You mean... Tooth fancies herself?...
Jack: No! Tooth fancies me!
Anna: That was a bit loud...
Jack: Sorry... Well... Apparently Tooth's mini teeth are "infatuated" by me, and they're like an extension of her, so I reckon Tooth has a little crush on me... But no, I don't really fancy her back...she just seems a lot older than me, mentally...
Merida: Wouldn't be hard... I bet you don't even know what infatuated means!
Jack: Uh... No. I don't. I saw it on the Internet...
Merida: *cough* thick as a plank *cough*
🌲Merida: Do you like being a loner?
Jack: Thank you for picking up on that extremely valid point, @Elsa_LoveForSnow. Merida: Why. Are. You. A. Loner?
Merida: I'm not a loner. I just haven't met 'the one' yet.
Jack: And who is 'the one'?
Merida: A guy who doesn't mind getting his feet wet. Who knows his stuff, but isn't nerdy. Who's brave, but not mindlessly brave. He loves cream puffs, and marshmallows around a fire. He can hit a target from 200 feet away. He doesn't love me cos I'm a princess, he loves me cos I'm snide, hot-tempered, jolly, nice and temperamental. And he will let me live my life the way I want to live it.
Rapunzel: I don't think that guy exists...
Merida: Me neither. And so I'm happy alone. As Elsa would say 'Yes I'm alone, but I'm alone and free!' So, if you want to call me a loner, then yeah, I like being a loner!
Jack: I guess you'll never live in your shack by the sea with your dog sparkles then?...
Merida: Very funny, Overland
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Anna: Thanks for reading! ASK, DARE, COMMAND. Over and out!
PS: Elsa just got INSTAGRAM! I know right! It's kind of a joint account, but Elsa's leading it. Go follow @Elsa_Raging_Storm on Instagram, guys!
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Random BRAVE fact:
If you look very closely at the title - and I mean VERY closely, you can see Merida and Elinor engraved into it! Go on! Have a look...
It is VERY difficult to see, but at the top of the B, you can see a little face, and that's Merida's, and at the top of the E, you can see Elinor's.
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