Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnndddddddd confess one of their deepest secrets... and no one is allowed to eavesdrop - especially you, Jack!
Jack: I would never do that! How dare you, @DestinyHopeHaddock !!!
Rapunzel: Ehm, I refer you to a certain little chapter called 'Hiccelsa Date, Part 3'...
Jack: Oh yeah... Well, that was different... Why are we even doing this? Why are we sharing our lives with random people who have no right to know our secrets? We don't even know them! Who's idea was this? What are we? Animated characters created by people with glasses in front of computers for the entertainment of random civilians?
Anna: Well... Yes... We are... What you said, and it was your idea, if you remember...
Jack: Oh yeah.. Well... Aaaaah! Stop being right!
Merida: What's unsettled Overland's tartan tail-feathers today?
Elsa: Apparently he got into a big argument with the rest of the Guardians....
Rapunzel: *gasp* The sequel to Rise of the Guardians... Rest of the Guardians! We're everyone falls asleep while Kronos rages a battle on the mortal world... Wait... That plot line seems familiar...
Hiccup: You don't say...
Anna: She just did!
Hiccup: You're impossible!
Anna: No, I'm Anna 😂
Jack: Will everyone just shut up?
Anna: Yeah, Everyone. Shut up.
Jack: No, I mean... Oh Lord...
Anna: I get ya, bro.
Jack: Shut up, then!
Rapunzel: I don't know what's got you into this hissy fit, Jack, but this isn't your moment, okay? It's Hiccup and Elsa's. So sort yourself out, and start behaving your age!
Anna: Punz going badass...
*Rapunzel gives Anna 'the look'*
Anna: Sorry...
Hiccup: So... Do you have any good rooms? Sound proof, preferably...
Merida: But it says that no one's allowed to...
Elsa: That doesn't mean no one will.
Anna: We have the basement...
Rapunzel: Cosy...
Elsa: We have my study... It's not exactly sound proof, but it will probably do...
Hiccup: You have to promise not to eavesdrop!
Everyone: Jack?
Jack: I promise.
Elsa: Excellent. Now... Stay here, everyone!
ELSA'S STUDY...
Elsa: *whispering* So... You're deepest secret?
Hiccup: *whispering* Why are we whispering?
Elsa: *whispering* Why not?
Hiccup: *whispering* I don't know... It's just what everyone says, isn't it?
Elsa: *whispering* In movies... Anyway, it raises the clandestinity, doesn't it?
Hiccup: *whispering* I guess...
Elsa: Your secret?
Hiccup: Um... Oh yeah... Let me think... Actually, can you go first?
Elsa: Okay. So this secret is very secret, okay. If you mention it to anyone else, I promise, Hiccup, I will never speak to you again. Okay?
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