Rapunzel: Thankya @KagomeMikoHigurashi and thank you for your faith in Jelsa
Anna: But hate to break it to you - somehow I doubt that's gonna happen.
Hiccup: How come, I hear ye all ask...
Merida: I didn't hear anyone...
H+A+R: Shhhhhhhhhh Merida!
Rapunzel: Well, unfortunately Elsa is kind of avoiding Jack... And Jack isn't particularly keen to talk to Elsa.
Bulda: Love needs no words!
Rapunzel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Merida: *facepalm*
Anna: Punzie... PUNZIE! Calm it. Deep breaths. That's it...
Rapunzel: I'm calm! Okay... You may continue...
Bulda: As I was saying... Love needs no words... Me and my buds have a few lil things up our sleeves...
Rapunzel: THERE ARE MORE?!
Hiccup: Punz, I suggest you stay out of this chapter...
Rapunzel: Fine. I know when I'm not wanted...
*Rapunzel exits*
*Jack hurries in*
Jack: Where's the snowball fight?
Anna: Ehm... What?
Jack: You heard me! A troll just came up to me and told me there was a snowball fight in here!
Merida: Well clearly there...
Bulda: Ssssssshhhhhhhhh...
*Elsa rushes in*
Elsa: WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE?! GIVE IT TO ME, NOW!!!
Everyone: ...
Elsa: Oh, uhm... Hello, everyone...
*The lights dim*
*Spotlights fall on Jelsa*
Jack: What's going on? *turns to Elsa* You did this?
Elsa: No! Why the heck would I...?
Jack: So now we're talking?
Elsa: Well you started the conversation...
Jack: You've been flipping ignore me!
Elsa: I only listen to those worth listening to.
Jack: Ugh.. Well...
Bulda: Oh my lord, haven't you two gotten yourselves into a little pickle...
Elsa: Wait... What?
Bulda: But don't worry... Bulda and her crew are here to sort yo fixer-uppers out! *queue the music*
Bulda: What's the issue dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?...
Is it the fact he's a total creep?
Jack: Hey!
Or that you know he'll cry and weep...
If you ever get him ill or struck or hurt?
And though you know that he means well
He makes you wanna rot in hell...
But you'll never meet a fella who is such a shameless flirt!
So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper, and not your perfect guy...
But you know deep down your heart would drown is you ever made him shout or cry!
So, he's a bit of a fixer-upper,
But this we're certain of: You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love!
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Meet and Ask the Big Five
FanfictionThere are tonnes of big five weird 'Ask the Big Five' thingies out there, but this one is different... In this one, what YOU, the audience, in case you're having an identity crisis and have forgotten who you are, are not only in charge of the questi...
