Anna: Thanks @Labrats298 ...
Jack: Sweet baby Jesu...
Rapunzel: Did I hear that right? 72 hours?
Hiccup: Oh dear... Isn't that...
Elsa: Three days...
Anna: Is that even possible? They'd probably be melded together by then...
Rapunzel: Or making out...
Merida: Stop delaying it! Yeh heard @Labrats298! Get in that closet, now!
Elsa: Oh lord... I really cannot do this...
Merida: Pah, you chicken!
Rapunzel: Think of all the chocolate you'll get afterwards!
Anna: Chocolate?! Where?!
Hiccup: Best get this over and done with... I swear its usually 7 minutes...
Anna: Either life really hates you, or its a massive Hiccelsa shipper!
Rapunzel: Probably the latter... Damn you life...
Jack: Don't worry! We'll poke food in under the door...
Elsa: Uh... Right..
Elsa and Hiccup enter the closet. The door closes slowly...
Elsa: Hiccup, you're on my... Ow... That's my... Sit still! This closet is so... Ow! Tiny... Ow!
Hiccup: Uh... Elsa, I have claustrophobia...
Elsa: Oh, lord...
12 HOURS LATER
Hiccup: Oh God... This is so cramped... I think we're running out of oxygen...
Elsa: There's a crack in the door - it'll be fine!
Hiccup: It's hard to be optimistic when I'm sure it's at least midnight but I can't get to sleep cos I'm stood in a tiny closet!
Elsa: Calm down, Hicc! Only 60 hours to go!
Hiccup: Oh great...
5 HOURS LATER
Elsa: Hiccup, wake up! You're drooling...
Hiccup: Uh, wha... Oh, I'm so sorry....
Elsa: I'm so damn tired... What's the time...
Hiccup: I dunno... Not time to be stuck in a cramped little cupboard...
3 HOURS LATER
Elsa: I need chocolate!!! Jack! Chocolate, please!
Hiccup: Funny how you call to Jack...
Elsa: ò.ó
Hiccup: Hey, I have an idea!
Elsa: Okay...
Hiccup: Let's give them a little bit of Hiccelsa...
52 HOURS LATER
Anna: Guys! You can come out now!
Merida: Shut up! Maybe they aren't READY to come out...
Jack: Come again?
Merida: It's Hiccelsa stuff... You wouldn't understand...
Rapunzel: Ignore Mer, guys! Out you come...
*Silence*
Jack: Guys?
Anna: What if Merida's right?...
Rapunzel: Yeah, sure, whatever... Come out guys!
Opens door...
To Hiccup and Elsa kissing...
Jack: What. The. Heck.
Anna: What he said!
Elsa: Oh, hey guys! 72 hours up, huh?
Merida: I bet it felt like seconds for you guys...
Hiccup: Hahaha! Joking! Gullible or what?
Jack: *facepalm* Seriously?
Elsa: You guys are priceless!
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Jack: Gah... Why am I so gullible? Anyway... ASK, DARE, COMMAND, etc. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Random ROTG Fact:
Jack doesn't actually need his staff... He just uses it to channel his power or whatever...
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