Jack: 😒
Elsa: Don't look like that Jack! It's not that bad! And thank you @Labrats298
Jack: 😒
Hiccup: Yeah! It could be 72 hours!
Elsa: Don't remind me...
Rapunzel: Hey guys... Where's Anna?
Merida: Yeah! I'm missing that Ginger Ninja! She's the only bearable person here!
Rapunzel: Hey!
Elsa: She's on vacation with Kristof for a couple of days... They have a couple of big things to discuss!
Rapunzel: *gasp* Anna's pregnant?
Merida: Yuck...
Elsa: No! She's not pregnant!
Rapunzel: Kristof's pregnant?
Jack: I'd like to see that...
Elsa: No! They're engaged!
Rapunzel: Is it because of the baby?!
Elsa: No! Anna mentioned it weeks ago, remember?
Merida: So... She knew weeks ago... And didn't tell us?
Rapunzel: Ohmigod! Tell her to call it Rapunzel! Pretty please?
Elsa: I can't tell her that, because she isn't having a baby!
Rapunzel: But...
Hiccup: ENOUGH!
Elsa: Thank you, Hicc. No one is pregnant, no one is getting married. They're engaged, and they're still thinking it through!
Hiccup: Anyway, this is Jelsa's big moment, not Kristanna's!
Rapunzel: *gasp* Hiccup! You ship Kristanna too? High five, you're now a certified Fangirl!
Hiccup: Uh... Thanks...
Merida: I dunno... Kristanna's kind of irritating...
Rapunzel: How dare you! They're getting MARRIED!
Jack: I like Janna!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Jack: Kidding, guys! Take a joke!
Merida: I wouldn't wish that on anyone!
Jack: Why are you so annoying?
Merida: Why are you so obnoxious!
Jack: Wow, big word!
Merida: You always say that when you don't know what the word means!
Jack: I know what it means!
Merida: What does it mean?
Jack: extremely precocious and irritating...
Merida: Like you!
Jack: Shut it!
Merida: You shut it!
*Merida slaps Jack* *Rapunzel slaps Merida* *Elsa slaps Rapunzel* *Jack slaps Elsa* *massive wrestling match* *Rapunzel screams*
Hiccup: Well, personally I ship Hanna...
Everyone: 😱
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Elsa: Sorry about that... We all got a little carried away... We should probably get on with the dare now...
Jack: *rubbing arm* agreed...
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Meet and Ask the Big Five
FanfictionThere are tonnes of big five weird 'Ask the Big Five' thingies out there, but this one is different... In this one, what YOU, the audience, in case you're having an identity crisis and have forgotten who you are, are not only in charge of the questi...
