Elsa: Well...
Waiter: And what do you want for your starter tonight?
Hiccup: Oh... Um... Is there a menu?
Waiter: Yes. Right there, in front of your nose.
Hiccup: no need for the attitude. Hmmmm... Can I have the... Yuck, this stuff looks disgusting! What's ambergris?
Elsa: *stifles a laugh*
Waiter: That would be Whale Phlegm, sir.
Hiccup: What?
Elsa: Would you mind coming back in a minute, waiter?
Waiter: Gladly.
Elsa: Hicc! Less of the... Attitude...
Hiccup: Pffff! It's the waiter who has attitude problems!
Elsa: Be that as it may, he could kick us out...
Hiccup: Alright... So, what are you having?
Elsa: I'll have the ambergris-stuffed seagull if you will!
Hiccup: Haha, deal!
Waiter: Are you ready now?
Elsa: Yes! We'll have the Ambergris stuffed seagull - both of us!
Waiter: Okay...
*waiter leaves table*
Hiccup: See! Attitude!
15 MINUTES LATER
Elsa: *between fits of laughter* that.... Was... Disgusting... You're face, Hicc...
Hiccup: And they say we're the sensible ones?
*a guy in a trench coat, mirrored sunglasses and a black fedora enters*
Elsa: That guy looks oddly familiar!
Hiccup: I bet he gets that all the time....
Waiter: And for your main, now?
Hiccup: Ahhhh! Sorry... You made me jump...
Waiter: Your main?
Hiccup: Oh, um... Menu... Um... The lamb, please!
Elsa: May I have the seafood platter, please?
Waiter: Of course. Any more drinks?
Elsa: Fanta, please *grins at Hiccup*
Hiccup: In that case... I'll have champagne!
Waiter: Ummm... Right...
TEN MINUTES LATER
Hiccup: What even is that?
Elsa: It's a lobster! It's like a crab, only... It's a lobster!
Hiccup: Great... How's your Fanta?
Elsa: It's amazing! So... This Astrid? What's she like?
Hiccup: Well... She's feisty, snappy and the perfect Viking, really.
Elsa: I'd like to meet her some day... Can you introduce me?
Hiccup: Of course! You didn't get round to answering my question...
Elsa: Oh, really? I didn't notice...
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Hiccup: Such suspense... Why must a Hiccelsa date centre around Jelsa?... Not that I'm complaining... Jelsa's sweet, and it gets some focus off Hiccelsa... But it isn't exactly my OTP...
ASK, DARE COMMAND
Bye!
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Random HTTYD fact:
Astrid doesn't appear in the books; the directors made her up as they wanted a strong female lead to be a role model for young girls
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