*Rapunzel chokes* *Hiccup falls off his chair* *Merida jumps out of the window* *Elsa starts another snowstorm* *Everyone freezes* *Everyone dies* *The End*
Jack: Haha! Only kidding! I'm typing today with this ALL IMPORTANT question. So the answer...
Merida: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Rapunzel: Whoa! Calm down, Mer! (jealous much?)
Merida: I'm not jealous... it's just... anyway, Snowflake: the answer!
Elsa: Well... Jack's really nice and...
*knock knock knock*
Rapunzel: Hang on, Else! Someone's at the door!
Merida: Typical...
*the door opens and in comes...*
Anna: Hey guys!
Elsa: Anna! What're you doing here?
Anna: I live here...
Merida: Yeah, Elsa!
Elsa: But what are you doing here?
Anna: Well.. I got Wattpad yesterday, and I was reading your whole 'Ask the Big Five thing' and I just wanted to come along and join in! What question is it now?
Hiccup: Whether Elsa and Jack are going to go out...
Anna: *gasp* I got here just in time!
Elsa and Jack: Anna!
Rapunzel: Awwwww! Jelsa!
Anna: *gasp* are you a shipping wars fangirl too? Which Jack ship is your favourite?
Rapunzel: *at a whisper* Jarida
Anna: *clapping her hands like a crazed fangirl* Ohmigosh! Jarida would be so adorable!
Merida: I can here ya, you know!
Anna: Sorry! I'll whisper...
*at a whisper*
My personal favourite is Janna...
Rapunzel: Well duh! I would have said Jackunzel if you'd given me the chance...
Anna: Ikr! He's soooo gorgeous!
Merida: SHUT IT!
*silence*
*more silence*
*and a bit more, just for effect, and cos three is a magic number and that*
Hiccup: So... The Question...
Jack: Yeah, c'mon, Elsa!
Elsa: Okay, well... well, I really like Jack - he's my best friend and all, and he is really good looking...
Merida: Pfffft! His eyes are too far apart...
Everyone: Merida!
Merida: What? It's only the truth!
Elsa: Where was I... well, Jack is a really nice guy, but the thing is, he's just a really good friend!
Merida: Yeah, sure! That's what they all say, and then next thing you know they're married with seven kids and living in a little shack on the coast with a dog called sparkles and...
Hiccup: Shhhh! I'm trying to listen!
Merida: Oh, you're 'trying to listen'. Is that just another way of saying 'I want to know if Elsa fancies Jack, cos if not I can steal her away and make Hiccelsa a thing and get married with seven children and live in a...
Jack: Shaddup!
Rapunzel: *to Anna* Or maybe he's just waiting to see if Jack will stay single..
Anna: *high fives Rapunzel* Hijack!!!
Jack: ...
Hiccup: ...
Elsa: ...
Merida: ...
Anna: No? Okay... Anyway... did it just get a bit awkward, or is that just me?
Rapunzel: I guess they don't ship Hijack then...
Jack: Ummmmmm... okay, so, Elsa...
Elsa: Right! No disturbances this time, okay? So Jack is my really good friend, but I can't go out with him because...
1. He is immortal, and I'm not, so it can't really last...
2. We're too similar!
3. I don't really think I'm ready for a relationship, because I don't really have much experience with people - I was locked away for 13 years!
4. I ship Jarida...
Jack: WHAT?
Merida: WHAT?
Hiccup: WHAT?
Rapunzel: Hehe...
Elsa: Guys,I'm kidding! So if that stuff wasn't in the way, then Jack would definitely be a possibility!
Anna: *to Rapunzel* was that a Yes or a No?
Rapunzel: I think it was a Yes in disguise...
Anna: Yaaaaayyyy! Jelsa is real!
Elsa: Wait... what?
Hiccup: So... Jelsa isn't real?
*Anna and Rapunzel exchange glances*
Jack: *cough* Innuendo *cough cough*
Hiccup: I don't fancy Jack or Elsa! I fancy... someone else...
Merida: Whatever you say, lad!
Anna: So, just to clarify, what was the answer - yes or no?
Elsa: Um... well I'm not closing any doors, but...
Jack: I need to go get some air...
Elsa: Jack, wait!
Anna: Right, Elsa, this has gone on long enough! I am about to set off on my most dangerous endeavour yet!
Hiccup: Anna... don't say anything you'll regret...
Anna: If I can't set up Jack and Elsa by Christmas, I will break up with Kristof!
Hiccup: Oh no...
Merida:*face palm*
Rapunzel: Seriously! I just find Jelsa annoying...
*Anna elbows Rapunzel in the stomach*
Rapunzel: Ow! Fine, I'll break up with Eugene...
*Jack enters*
Jack: So... uh, what was the answer in the end?
Merida: Irritatingly inconclusive...
Anna: For now...
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Jack here. So, that chapter was kinda personal... but anyway... ASK, DARE, COMMAND, etc... So yeah. Bye...
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