Rapunzel: Oh snap, a little Hijack... Sorry Elsa...
Elsa: Nah, it's just a dare...
Jack: But I don't want dares to tear us apart!
Elsa: Oh, Jack! They won't! *le hug* I didn't know you felt so emotional about this stuff...
Jack: I wouldn't say emotional...
Rapunzel: C'mon, Snowflake Boy! It's plenty manly to admit your emotions!
Hiccup: Just don't go crying on me!
Rapunzel: Hicc, I'm tryna do a serious pep talk!
Hiccup: And I'm tryna do a serious... Cheery uppy talk! Is it working?
Jack: Plenty.
Merida: Och, so much chemistry!
Hijack: chemistry?!
Rapunzel: Awwww, Merida's finally gettin' down with the shipping fandom! High five! *le high five*
Elsa: Anyway... Hijack, get tangoing!
*clicks on music player*
Hiccup: I don't even know how to...
Jack: C'mon baby!
Hiccup: *cracks up*
Elsa: Wow... Jack's really good at the tango...
Rapunzel: You two should dance some time!
Elsa: Oh no, I don't dance...
Merida: Yet you can ice skate? I don't follow...
Rapunzel: Hey, Anna can teach you when she gets back from her honeymoon! She's amaaaaaaaaaazzzzzing at dancing!
Merida: But she couldn't ice skate? I think my brain just melted...
Elsa: Mer, ice skating and dancing are different things...
*Elsa turns to look back at Hiccup and Jack just as Jack puts a red rose in between his teeth and does a thoroughly professional turn. Hiccup seems to be getting the hang of it*
Elsa: *in a small voice* is it bad that I sort of a little bit ship Hijack?
Rapunzel: Yes. It's bad. It's very very bad. It's really bad!
Jack: My dear dragon boy, your hair shines as bright as a lump of coal...
Hiccup: And my darling icy guardian, your eyes are as close together as Scotland and Australia...
Jack: Too far... That was too far...
Hiccup: Yeah, almost as far as your eyes are apart...
Rapunzel: That was smooooooooooth....
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Elsa: I haven't signed off for ages... But thank you so much for 17k! We're closer to out target of 20k by August now! And I've just published a Fanfiction called 'Behind the Mask'... It's a Hanna/Kristanna fanfiction, partly because all the focus is on Jelsa/Jackunzel/Helsa and I think everyone needs a break from that, and partly because they're both in the running for my OTP... Which I still haven't figured out yet...
But anyways, ASK, DARE, COMMAND and build a snowman!
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Random TANGLED fact:
TANGLED was originally going to be a sequel to Enchanted
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