Meet and Ask the Big Five

Jack: Why did manny make Pitch evil?

Jack: Thanks again @Labrats298... Looks like we're getting some repeat offenders, huh?

Merida: Don't try and be smart, Overland. It doesn't work.

Jack: Don't try and be sassy, Mareeeeedo, it doesn't work.

Hiccup: Just answer the question already!

Anna: It is a pretty world changing question...

Rapunzel: Hang on... Who's manny?

Elsa: It's North's slang for The Man in the Moon... You know, the guy who bought Jack back to life?

Rapunzel: Oooooooh!

Merida: You have actually watched ROTG haven't you, Punz?

Rapunzel: Not all the way through...

Jack: WHAT?!

Rapunzel: It got a bit scary towards the middle... So I switched it off...

Jack: How is it...

Merida: Just answer the question!

Jack: Okay, I'll start at the beginning...

Hiccup: Here we go...

Jack: Well, at the start, there was Tsar and Tsarina (that's King and Queen in Russian) and they gave birth to Manny (Tsar Lunar). So he was kind of a prince, and he was important and all that...

Well Manny created this spirit - Pitch. And he was perfectly nice. And he also happened to fall for a certain Asian princess, Toothiana...

It was Pitch's job to guard a gate. On the other side of the gate was all of the horrors of the world (like Pandora's box) . One day, he was tricked into passing through the gate. And when he did that, the spirits twisted and turned him, until he was the evil guy we know today. So Manny didn't really make Pitch evil...

Merida: Jeez, we didn't ask for a history lesson!

Anna: So... Pitch wasn't actually bad in the first place?

Jack: No. He kind of felt he had a special connection to me because we'd both been isolated and he thought he could turn me evil too...

Rapunzel: *gasp* Dark Ice!

Elsa: What?

Rapunzel: Jack and Pitch's shipping name! Isn't it perfect?

Jack: No.

Merida: And you aren't in any position to say that, blondie! You haven't even watched the movie!

Rapunzel: You guys are just alienating me now!

Anna: Wait... I though Jack and Pitch's shipping name was Pack?...

Rapunzel: Dark Ice sounds better!

Merida: I prefer Pack, to be honest...

Rapunzel: Of course you'd side with her! You've got that Redhead Bedhead thing going on!

Elsa: It's okay, Punz! I think Dark Ice is better!

Rapunzel: Haha!

Hiccup: Pfffff! It's just lame! Pack is more succinct!

Jack: Well I'm part of this, so I get the last say! And I say Dark Ice!

Anna: Oooooh, so you do fancy Pitch... Huh?

Jack: No! I fancy Elsa!

Rapunzel: Don't use Elsa as a weapon now!

Elsa: He wasn't using me as a weapon!

Merida: He so was! Just because he doesn't like Pack...

Jack: It's Dark Ice!

Hiccup: *wolfwhistle*

*silence*

Hiccup: Oh, come on! How come no one finds stuff funny when I do it?

Jack: Because you do it, Hiccup.

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Hiccup: Well, that's rude! Anyway, ASK, DARE, COMMAND. You guys are great at it already... It's just customary to say that now... I'd feel a bit self conscious if I didn't say it... So bye.

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Random HTTYD fact:

In the books, Toothless is tiny, red and green, and his kind is very common. But the directors wanted a dragon that Hiccup could ride on, hence came the Toothless we know and love today!