Merida: Thank you @xAaronXx
Rapunzel: Aw, Jack! You're popular!
Jack: Why do I get the impression that was sarcastic?...
Merida: Because it was...
Jack: I know... I... Gah...
Merida: Gah?
Jack: Yeah! It's what you say when you're in a state of utter despair!
Merida: and you were complaining that we were being multi-lingual...
Jack: It isn't...
Merida: Gah, Overland. Gah.
Rapunzel: Anyway... This isn't a chat room, guys... We're here to answer questions and do dares and stuff... Remember?
Jack: Yeah, I remember something about that...
Merida: Gah!
Jack: Look, Mareeeeeedoooo... Jokes are funny once, maybe even funny twice, and infinitely funny if I say them, but overuse them, and you just look like a dork.
Merida: You wouldn't need to overuse words to sound like a dork, Overland ~
Jack: 😡
Rapunzel: Better get some ice for that buuuuuurrrrrrrn!
Jack: ?
Rapunzel: Never mind...
*Jack strolls up to Elsa, Anna and Hiccup (who, for the record, are sat around a table at the other side of the room)*
Jack: Hey, guys, any room for me?
Hiccup: No.
Jack: You're not still angry at me, are you mate?
Hiccup: No. It was a statement. There's no room for you.
Jack: I'm pretty sure there's some over here...
*Jack manages to budge himself onto Elsa's chair*
Elsa: Well, excuse you...
Anna: Well... This is cosy... And a bit awkward...
Elsa: Yeah... So... Should we talk?
Jack: Hey, that's a good idea, my lil snowflake!
*slips arms around Elsa's shoulder* *Elsa shifts in her seat uncomfortably*
Elsa: Your little snowflake?
Jack: Yeah! It's a pet name... A sign of affection, if you will... I could always call you my little sweetie pie...
Elsa: I'll stick with snowflake...
Jack: Nah... Snowflake's a bit cold for someone as hot as you, honey...
Elsa: I'm sorry... What?
Jack: Oh, nothing...
Elsa: No, what did you say?
Jack: Clearly the sound of my voice is a mere squeak in the ears of a goddess like you...
Elsa: Are you?....
Jack: Yes, my dear smoking hot snowflake... For I too am a snowflake, and like calls to like. But like a snowflake, I must... Fly away!
*Jack prances away to the other side of the room*
Merida: Whoa... That was... Kind of adorable...
Jack: Glad you think so, my dear Redhead Bedhead...
Rapunzel: *sobbing* poetry! Pure poetry!
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Anna: Jelsa feels! ~ thanks for helping ma cause! I only have 27 days left to get Jelsa together, remember! ASK, DARE, COMMAND! We'll answer all your comments ASAP!
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Random FROZEN fact:
'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman' nearly didn't make it into the final cut! Imagine Frozen without it!!!
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