Rapunzel: Thanks @AndreaLUVStoREAD
Anna: Although there's a slight teensy weensy little problem...
Jack: I can't sing. I don't sing, I can't sing, and I never will sing - ever.
Elsa: c'mon Jack! Let's have some fun!
Jack: Fun? Fun? Fun is my center! If this was fun, I'd be doing it!
Merida: Well... I guess we'll have to ask Bunnymund to do it instead....
Jack: No! Nope! I am NOT being shown up by that turd bird! C'mon, where are the ghost costumes? And what's the song?
Hiccup: The ghost of Tom.
Jack: Nononononononononononononononono!
Elsa: What's wrong?
Jack: That song literally gave me nightmares for half of my life! I am not singing that!
Rapunzel: C'mon, Jack! For me! Be brave!
Anna: Or we'll call Bunnymund!
Jack: Fine. But I didn't do this willingly, remember?
AT THE MALL NEARBY
Rapunzel: Guys, guys where are you?
??????: Boo!
Rapunzel: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Merida: Calm down, ya wee scaredy-cat! It's
Jack: I wouldn't find that overly assuring if I was Punz...
Merida: Shut that mouth of yours before it tastes a knuckle sandwich!
Jack: You wouldn't dare.
Merida: I'm not afraid of you, ice boy. What are you gonna do? Make a killer snowflake?
Anna: (to Hiccup) is it just me or this getting a tiny bit flirtatious?
Hiccup: (to Anna) definitely not just you...
Jack: How long will it take for your knuckle sandwich to defrost, Mareeeeeddddooooo?
Merida: The way I see it, there's one of you, and two of my knuckles. You're outnumbered!
Jack: Just try it.
Rapunzel: This is the most sublime comeback match I've ever seen!
Anna: Have Jarida sorted out their differences?
Merida: Shut it, Ginger Ninja! Jarida is completely disgusting! Worse than Mericcup! Worse than Juke of Wesleton!
Rapunzel: How dare you diss Jarida!
Anna: How dare you diss Juke of Westleton! That's my OTP!
Merida: I'm sorry, but from where I'm standing, he's a pathetic idiot who doesn't deserve an ounce of his powers...
Jack: and she's an irritating moron who's never heard of a hair brush...
Anna: You guys are just saying that! Jarida's adorable!
Elsa: Can everyone just stop arguing and start singing?
Rapunzel: Okay, hang on, I just need to get into my zooooooonnne.... Wooooooooooo! Woooooooo! Woooooooo! There we go....
Hiccup: Okaaaaaayyyy....
*the big five (and Anna) prance around, and start to sing*
Elsa: 🎶Have you seen the ghost of Tom?
Anna: 🎶Long white bones with flesh all gone
Hiccup: 🎶Pooooooor-Ooolllllld Tom!
Merida: 🎶Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?
Jack: 🎶OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH-OOOOOOOH-OOOOOOH!
*A baby starts screaming*
Jack: Jeez! It wasn't that bad...
Merida: Yes, Jack, it really was...
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Jack: Wow! Merida actually called me Jack! I never thought I'd see the day...
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