Meet and Ask the Big Five

I dare Jelsa to go on a romantic date

Hello there. I am a fictional android formed from the most high-end 21st century technology. Please enter the capsule to your left. Keep your arms inside the vehicle at all times. In the case of an emergency, cover your head, scream, and hope for the best. This flight will take approximately 0.5 seconds.

*buzz*

You have reached your destination of the 31st of December 2014. Please stand clear of the doors. Thank you for flying with TARDIS airlines.

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Jack: 😏

Elsa: You're just being creepy now.

Jack: Sorry not sorry. You're a legend @snowflakelovers !!!

Rapunzel: Jack... You are being a tiny weeny bit creepy at the moment...

Jack: I'm not being creepy! I'm just being forward!

Anna: He's helping us out, Punzie! Why are you complaining?

Rapunzel: I was just making a statement. Being creepy isn't really helping his chances...

Elsa: No, it really isn't.

Jack: C'mon, Elsa! Don't be so uptight!

Elsa: I'm not being uptight! You're just acting really weird, and seeing as we're meant to be going on a date, you should sort your attitude out!

Jack: Jeez, I'm sorry!

Elsa: I need some air.

Jack: Elsa, wait...

*Elsa exits*

Hiccup: Nice going, Ice Man.

Jack: Shut up, Dragon Boy!

Merida: He's 20! Hardly a boy!

Jack: Ooooooh, someone's sticking up for their boyfriend...

Merida: shut it.

Jack: Why should I...?

Hiccup: Stop flirting with Merida and go after Elsa, ninnicus totalus!

Jack: Wha...?

Rapunzel: JUST GO!!!

*Jack exits in pursuit of Elsa*

Merida: Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...

Rapunzel: Mer, you aren't helping.

OUTSIDE

Jack: Elsa, I'm so...

Elsa: Just... Just don't say anything. Let's just get on with this date, okay?

*Elsa walks away*

Jack: *sigh*

AT STARBUCKS

Anna: Nononononononononononononononono wait a minute - Starbucks? Seriously, you can do way better than that!

AT HARRODS

Anna: HARRODS? Too busy and expensive and full of breakable items... Move along...

AT THE SAME RELATIVELY POSH RESTAURANT AT WHICH HICCUP AND ELSA WENT ON THEIR DATE

Anna: And that's more like it! You may proceed...

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Elsa: I was kicked out of this restaurant, remember! Let's find somewhere else...

Jack: No, it's fine! No one will recognise you...

Elsa: Seriously? I think they'll recognise the woman in the sparkly blue dress with platinum blonde hair, massive blue eyes and ice powers, don't you?

Jack: True that... We'll have to find a disguise...

Elsa: No! Look, Jack, you're skating on thin ice at the moment - pun intended. I am not prepared to dress up like a fool because of some 'forward' idea you're acting on! What's forward to you is downright creepy to everyone else! In a relationship, you're meant to put the other first. I am not comfortable with this. So, I ask you again, let's move restaurants...

Jack: No, Elsa! *sigh* I'm trying to make it up to you, but you're not making it easy! This is the best flippin' joint in town! If you get caught, I'll take the fall. Just chill out! This is a date! You're supposed to enjoy dates!

Elsa: You're also meant to at least be together for date!

Jack: Well maybe we would be if you weren't so fickle!

Elsa: Well maybe if you weren't such a creep I'd consider it!

Jack: Now you listen to me...

Elsa: No, you listen to me! I'm sick of listening to your childish 'forward' talk! It's not forward, it's scary, and if you think that's how to start a relationship with someone like me, you're sorely mistaken...

Jack: Someone like you? A stubborn, insecure brat with who's never known a scrap of hardship?

Elsa: A scrap of hardship? And I suppose you have? Prancing around without a care in the world?

Jack: I was invisible to everyone! For centuries!

Elsa: And I lived a life ruled by fear of myself - of the monster I was become. Ruled by fear of hurting others. You have no idea, Jack Frost. You know your problem? You're a complete egomaniac. You don't care how everything - kissing me for eleven minutes, those creepy faces you make, all that forward talk - makes me feel. All you're thinking about is yourself. I'm not some item which you can wear on your arm like a masculine equivalent of a handbag! I'm a human being! And you seem to think that you can abuse that!

It was alright in the beginning when you were actually being reasonable! Just because I'm the girl in the situation doesn't mean I can be pushed around like some arthritic pony! You're pathetic! You treat me like I'm some girly, inept little sweetheart who will love you unconditionally no matter which shenanigans you're going to pull of next. I know you want to be my boyfriend! But right now, the chances of that happening are as slim as your modesty.

Waiter: Is everything okay over here?

Elsa: No, it isn't. Goodbye, Jack.

*Elsa exits*

Waiter: She looked oddly familiar...

Jack: She gets that all the time. It's the eyes, I think...

*Jack chases after Elsa*

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Anna: No, Elsa! Gah, the further you try to push Jelsa together, the further they get apart! :( Anyway, ASK DARE COMMAND and Happy New Years Eve!

Rapunzel: Hazzah!

Anna: Oh, and on my account (Anna_Thawing_Love ) I'm thinking of writing a Fanfiction thingy of how Frozen COULD have turned out. As in before it was rewritten! It'll contain some amazing songs like 'Life's Too Short' (love it) and 'More Than Just a Spare'. Yay or nay?

Rapunzel: Yay!

Anna: Not you, the Wattpad... People.

Rapunzel: Rude!

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Random HTTYD fact:

Hiccup is the shortest of the teens in the first movie, but the tallest in the second.