Rapunzel: Danke @Labrats298
Jack: Whoa, are we going German now?
Rapunzel: uh... No, I'm actually German...
Hiccup: You're German?!
Rapunzel: Yeah! What's the problem? I can speak perfectly good English too... Wait, you guys thought that, even though I had a name like Rapunzel, I was American?
Jack: No...
Hiccup: Well, I was wondering...
Rapunzel: Anyway, enough of my Germaniness! Hiccup! Flirt with Elsa!
Jack: We have a lot of Hiccelsa about at the moment...
Hiccup: Oh, really? I hadn't noticed...
Jack: Whoa! You aren't very observant, are you?
Rapunzel: Jack, he was being sarcastic!
Jack: Whoa! Is this that some kind of a disease?
Rapunzel: no, Dummkopf!
Jack: I was being sarcastic!
Hiccup: Yeah, Punz! He was being sarcastic!
Rapunzel: ...
Jack: Anyway... On with the dare...
Hiccup: And what would you do if I didn't do the dare? Considered that?
Rapunzel: Of course we've thought of that! We're holding Toothless hostage!
Hiccup: Fair enough...
Hiccup walks up to Elsa, Anna and Merida
Hiccup: (Flirtatiously) Hey, Elsa.
Elsa: Uh... Hey Hicc!
Hiccup: What you girls chatting about? My dashing good looks?
Merida: Surprisingly not...
Hiccup: I guess they've overshadowed by the beauty of a certain someone in the room...
Anna: Who, Jack?
Merida: Do ya fancy him or something?
Anna: No....
Elsa: Guys... I think he was talking about... Me...
Hiccup: Maybe, maybe not...
Elsa: Hicc... Are you... Flirting with me?
Hiccup: I'll repeat the latter
Hiccup winks
Elsa: Hiccup...
Hiccup: If you ever wanna consider that little cottage by the sea with seven kids and a dog called Sparkles...
Elsa: 😳
Hiccup: Just give me a call...
Hiccup exits with a final wink at Elsa
Anna: Elsa... Are you okay?
Elsa: 😳
Meanwhile...
Hiccup: How was that?
Rapunzel: Pretty amazing, actually! I for one thought you'd fail massively...
Jack: Almost as good as me... Almost...
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Anna: Hey! We're starting up a new derp face thingy (picture attachment)! Hope ya like it! ASK, DARE, COMMAND...
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Random TANGLED facts:
🌞Eugene and Rapunzel have the largest age gap of any Disney couple, with Rapunzel being 18 and Flynn being 26.
🌞Tangled was the first Disney film to receive a PG rating
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