Meet and Ask the Big Five

I dare Jelsa to kiss for 5 minutes

Elsa: Thank you @Giorgia_Lasagni ... Whoa, wait... We're Jelsa now, are we?

Jack: I wish...

Rapunzel: I swear its illegal to kiss for that long without going out with each other...

Elsa: Nice try, Punz.

Anna: Dang! Are you just trying to ruin our lives and relationships? Are you?

Merida: Knowing them... Yes.

Jack: Hey!

Hiccup: Well you certainly tried to ruin Hiccelsa...

Jack: So you fancy Elsa?

Hiccup: No, I...

Olaf: (in everyone's imagination) You hesitated!

Jack: No, you...?

Hiccup: No, I... I prefer Astrid....

Merida: Fair enough...

Elsa: Excuse me?

Rapunzel: STOP DELAYING! Jelsa: KISS!

Jack: Um... Well...

Rapunzel: I know what you guys need! A demonstration! Oh Eugene...

*Eugene peeps his head around the door*

Eugene: Hi everyone! Did you miss me?

Merida: Mmmmm, worlds shattered without you...

Eugene: You're looking fine today, Redhead. New shampoo?

Merida: Charmed, I'm sure.

Eugene: I tend to have that effect on people...

Rapunzel: Eugene, shut up and kiss me!

Eugene: Uh, okay...

*Eugene kisses Rapunzel*

Rapunzel: Ew! Are you wearing Chapstick?

Eugene: Yeah. I borrowed it from Hiccup.

Anna: *to Rapunzel* doncha worry! It's stage two!

Eugene: So there you go! You'd better do it now, Eack, or whatever you're called...

Jelsa: It's Jelsa!

Eugene: So you are Jelsa now, are you?

Jack: Yes, no... Ack, you're so irritating!

Rapunzel: I know right...

Eugene: Hey! Listen here, blondie...

Rapunzel: I'm kidding, honey!

Merida: Just shut up and kiss, Jelsa!

*Jack launches himself onto Elsa. She kisses back. All the Jelsa shippers sigh with relief. All the Jarida, Jackunzel, Janna, Hijack (or Jiccup), Jackene (I dunno, just made it up) Jans (made up too), Jolaf (???), Jackoff (????!!!!), Jen (This is getting crazy now), Juke of Wesleton (no comment) Hiccelsa, Elsanna, Elsunzel, Elida, Helsa, Kristelsa, Svelsa, Elsaf and Eugelsa shippers through tantrums*

Eugene: Man, that was long winded.

Anna: *Stares at Jack and Elsa* how are they even breathing?

Hiccup: Through their noses, duh.

Rapunzel: Yeah, but that'd make them suck air from their mouth, and then they'd get stuck together, and it'd be gross, and....

Eugene: D'you reckon they're doing tongues?

Rapunzel: Ew!

Eugene: Is that a no, then?

*silence*

Anna: Actually, they probably are...

Hiccup: Elsa's far too sophisticated for that...

Merida: You'd know, of course, Hiccup...

Anna: It's probably just Jack, then...

Rapunzel: Can you, like, one sided tongue?

Eugene: Wanna try?

Rapunzel: Ewwww! This is getting creepy now!

*silence*

Merida: It's kind of boring without an Overland to irritate...

Hiccup: He's still in the room, you know!

Merida: Thank you, Mister Obvious! It's just... It's hard to be irritated when you're kissing.

Rapunzel: In that case... Eugene, we should kiss more often!

Eugene: Okay! How about now?

Rapunzel: Not until you've got rid of that Chapstick...

Anna: They look kind of uncomfortable... Hey, Jelsa! Sit down!

*Jack and Elsa somehow manage to sit down*

*Jack wraps an arm around Elsa*

*Elsa's eyes go wide*

Anna: Awwwwww, 🎶 can you feel the love tonight?

Rapunzel: 🎶 The peace the evening brings?

Merida: 🎶 The world for once, in perfect harmony

Hiccup: 🎶 With all its living things!

Eugene: Whoa, Hiccup can sing?

Anna: Nah, he was probably lip syncing...

Hiccup: Was not!

Anna: How old are you, five?

Hiccup: Yes!

Anna: Oh yeah...

*Elsa hugs Jack back...*

Rapunzel: *to Anna* should I tell them it's five minutes up?...

Anna: No! Enjoy the Jelsa while it lasts... Just back away slowly, everyone...

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Eugene: Ginger Ninja being delightfully sneaky there! Isn't she just adorable? No? Oh well. I've been entrusted to do this end thingy (a horrible decision really)... So ASK, DARE, COMMAND... Adios!

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Random RISE OF THE GUARDIANS fact:

Jack was originally going to be voiced by Leonardo di Caprio...