Announcements!

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Elsa: Hello there readers (we're grateful to have so many of you)! We have a few announcements...

Hiccup: We're finishing this book. Right here. Right now.

Anna: WUUUUUTTTTTT?!

Hiccup: Only kidding! Don't worry!

Rapunzel: Phew! I think you just gave Anna a heart attack!

Anna: Don't worry! I'm back from the dead!

Elsa: And that leads nicely onto my first announcement... The date for Anna and Kristoff's wedding has been sealed...

Kristanna fangirls: YUUSSSSSHHHHH!

Kristoff: I'll take it from here... Yes, that's right, the date for our wedding has finally been decided! It's April 13th (2015)! Anyone's invited... But I warn you, if you have a phobia of trolls (*looks at Rapunzel*) You should probably steer clear...

Rapunzel: I'm totally over that...

Merida: *holds up picture of troll* Hey y'all Fixer-Uppers!

Rapunzel: AAAAAAHHHHIHHH!!!

Jack: Let's just assume that you're not over it...

Anna: Aaaww.... But you have to come Punzie! I want you to be my chief bridesmaid!

Merida: Hey!

Anna: Ehm... You can be my other chief bridesmaid Mer!

Kristoff: You can go blindfolded.... Anyways, our wedding is on April 13th, and anyone reading this can come.

Elsa: Unless your name is Hans and you happen to be reading this.

Anna: True that.

Anna: But yeah, we welcome all! And for all those who can't make it to Arendelle, we'll be putting up LIVE COVERAGE!!! That's right! On this very book! So no one has to miss out...

Jack: Yep, there's no escaping it!

Elsa: Well, that's Announcement 1. Announcement 2 isn't quite as exciting.

Merida: We're all lazy bums.

Jack: Hey!

Merida: Don't worry! We're all in this together, Jack! Yep, we're all very lazy and our social lives are incredibly busy.

Hiccup: And on top of that, you guys are all so dedicated! We get so many dares that we can't keep up...

Rapunzel: So now we're gonna do DOUBLE DARES!

Anna: Well, not like Darers Go First, et cetera, but we're going to be combining some dares and questions in order to get all of them in! We hope that's okay with you guys...

Elsa: And finally, I just wanted to announce that my new book 'I'll Find You' is out!

Hiccup: How fancy.

Elsa: Indeed it is. It's a ROTBTFD AU, sort of in the style of Once Upon A Time, from the point of view of a certain crazy redhead...

Merida: Hey!

Elsa: Joking!

Merida: Well, I've just published my new book Forever More!

Hiccup: Do I sense jealousy...?

Merida: No, I...

Anna: Well I'VE had MY book Her Frozen Heart up for AGES!

Rapunzel: can everyone just SHUT UP? We get it! You've all written books. Impressive. Now can we finish this pointless chapter and start doing dares?

*stunned silence*

Hiccup: *to Jack, at a whisper* Rapunzel being hard...

Rapunzel: I heard that!

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