Merida: Thank you @ClaraOswald_345
Hiccup: Great name!
Merida: Why?
Hiccup: It's Doctor Who stuff... You wouldn't know...
Rapunzel: Why don't we play 21 Truth or Dare? That's always more fun!
Jack: I dunno... I prefer the other version...
Elsa: C'mon Jack! After the other day, I think you should be EXTRA SPECIALLY nice to Punz, don't you?
Jack: Fine...
Hiccup: I'll start... 1, 2, 3
Anna: 4, 5
Elsa: 6, 7, 8
Rapunzel: ...
Everyone: RAPUNZEL!
Rapunzel: Oh, it's me! Neun, zehn, elf...
Jack: Waaaaaahhhh?
Rapunzel: Ugh! It's German, dummy! Get a dictionary!
Jack: ENOUGH WITH THE GERMAN!
Rapunzel: ... 9, 10, 11
Merida: How d'ya play?
Jack: *facepalm*
Anna: Basically, you can either say one number, two numbers or three numbers, and the person to land on 21 does Truth or Dare...
Merida: Oh, okay... 12.
Jack: 13
Hiccup: 14
Anna: 15
Elsa: 16
Rapunzel: 17...
Merida: 18, 19...
Jack: Please no, please, please please no!
Merida: Seeing as you're pathetically begging... 20!!!
Jack: 😫
Merida: Sorry... Oh yeah, my apologises, I'm really not...
Jack: Dare, please...
*whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper laugh whisper whisper giggle giggle laugh bellow whisper*
Anna: We dare you... To propose to the next person who walks though this door (Thanks again @ClaraOswald_345)
Jack: If it isn't a hot woman...
Rapunzel: There's nothing you can do about it! Think of how much everyone will hate you! The haters gonna hate, buddy!
Anna: But I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shaaaake...
Everyone: ?
Anna: Where have you guys been living? In some little hole where no one's ever heard of Taylor Swift?!
Merida: What's Taylor Swift? Some sort of breed of horse?
Anna: ...
AN HOUR LATER
Jack: It's been like, 10 hours, and no one's come through the door!
Anna: It's been an hour. It says up there!
Jack: Where?
Anna: Above the line you said 10 seconds ago!
Jack: Oh, yeah! What, the thingy which looks like this...
AN HOUR LATER
Anna: No! Delete that! It hasn't been an hour! You'll confuse everyone!
AN HOUR EARLIER
Anna: No! Now you'll confuse them even more... Oh my Arendelle...
Jack: Some people just can't be pleased...
*knock knock*
Jack: Hot girl hot girl hot girl hot girl hot girl 😰😰😰
???: I demand to see the Queen of Arendelle!
Jack: She doesn't sound very hot or very feminine...
*The Duke of Wesleton enters*
Jack: 🙀
Elsa: Oh... It's you...
Rapunzel: What do you want, Weasletown?
Wesleton: It's Wesleton!
Rapunzel: I know.
Wesleton: I demand to speak with the Queen!
Elsa: Well, my friend here would like to speak with you first, I think, your grace.
Jack: 😲
Elsa: Wouldn't you, Jack?
Jack: 😁 Will. You. Marry. Mr. Weasletown. Thingy. Sir?
Wesleton: Pardon?
Jack: Will you marry me?
Wesleton: Mmmmmm... No, sorry. Your eyes are too far apart. Good day.
*Wesleton exits*
Merida: See?
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Jack: ...
Merida: Seeing as Jack seems incapable of forming words right now, I shall round this off for him. Ask! Dare! Command! You know the rest!
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Random BRAVE fact:
According to the Pixar theory, the witch from Brave is actually Boo from Monsters Inc.
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