I dare Hiccup to get rid of his Chapstick, man up, and ask Bob the Builder out
~Note~
For anyone who doesn't know, Bob the Builder is... Ehm... A builder, from the kids TV show Bob the Builder (gasp). Hope I cleared that up...
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Elsa: Thank you AstridOfBerk .
Hiccup: *chokes on water and falls off chair*
Rapunzel: You alright there Hiccio?
Hiccup: Yeah... I think I just...
Merida: No one cares.
Jack: *to Merida* Typical... Just because your grumpy that your 'dream man' turned out to be...
Merida: Grrrrrrr! He wasn't my dream man, okay? It was a dare! Wheesht!
Elsa: So who is your dream man then Mer?
Rapunzel: *whispering* Jack...
Merida: Yuck!
Jack: I'm taken!
Rapunzel: I'm sorry guys, but I still kinda ship Jarida...
Jarida: *they go into massive detail to explain why Jarida is an awful idea*
Elsa: I don't know... I ship it in a friendshippy way...
Hiccup: A friendshippy way?
Rapunzel: Wait, you ship it too?!
Hiccup: I guess... Well... A little...
Rapunzel: Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Merida: *cough* Hiccunzel...
Rapunzel: *cough* Jarida
Jack: *cough* Meripunzel!
Elsa: Speaking of Merida... And her love life...
Rapunzel: The wait is finally over!
Hiccup: We can now reveal that Merida's mystery man was in fact...
Jack: THE DUKE OF WESTLETON HIMSELF!
Merida: *facepalm*
*silence*
Elsa: Well... Um... Now that's out of the way... Hiccup! Get on with your dare!
Hiccup: Of course, Your Majesty
Elsa: Who are you to speak to your Queen in such a way?
Hiccup: The Chief of Berk?
Merida: Psssssssht. Chiefs are lame!
Hiccup: Says you, Princess.
Merida: Yeah, says me!
Jack: See Merida? Elsa's more awesome than you in every way!
Merida: And what are you, Mr Too-Arrogant-For-His-Own-Good?
Jack: I'm a... Ummm.... Hiccup, go ask Bob the Builder out... Hoping you've got rid of your Chapstick already...
IN THE LAND OF BUILDER RELATED TELEVISION
Hiccup: *Approaches Bob* Hi... Um... Are you Bob the Builder?
BtB: Yes! Hello there!
Hiccup: Hi... I was just wondering if...
BtB: Speak up, young chap! Years of hammering hasn't done my ears any good...
Hiccup: *strangled-ly (?)* If you wanted to go out with me sometime...
BtB: Pardon?
Hiccup: Bye!
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Hiccup: The things I do for my readers... ASK DARE COMMAND... And never ever ever ask me to do something like that again...
Astrid: Hiccup! No need to be rude!
Rapunzel: And thank you all for 16k reads! We really appreciate it! Our new goal is 20k by August!
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Random FRANGLED Fact
Both Elsa and Anna have more hairs than the average human being (hence all the awesome hairstyles), and Elsa has more strands of hair than Rapunzel!
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