Meet and Ask the Big Five

Does Jack have any feelings for any of the Big 5?

Elsa: And here's the full question...

Does Jack have any feelings for any of the Big 5 (and Anna), and if so, what are they?

Anna: Thank you @SnowflakeSisters!!!

Jack: Well, this question would be great if this Jack guy was here to answer it.

Merida: Uh... You're right there, laddie!

Jack: Whoa, me? Oh, I'm not Jack! I'm his identical twin, uh... Ed.

Anna: Heya there Ed! Well, seeing as Jack's not here, you'll have to answer for him!

Ed/Jack/I dunno: Well, I'm not really a love expert...

Anna: Lucky I know someone who is! Come on in, Bulda!

Bulda enters

Bulda: Hey y'all fixer-uppers! How's it all going for ya?

Rapunzel: AH!!! A troll! Will it eat me? Ohmigod, it's moving! Ahhhhhhh!

Hiccup: don't wet yourself, Punz!

Rapunzel: Ah, where's your frying when you...AHHHHHHH!

Bulda: What's the problem dear?

Rapunzel: Ah! It spoke! I have Troglodytophobia! Fear of TROLLS!

Anna: Well Bulda probably has a fear of terrified Rapunzels. So everyone just calm down, okay?

Rapunzel: I'm calm... I'm calm...

Bulda: Thank goodness! Fear upsets the looooooove in the room...

Anna: Okay, anyway, so Jack... I mean, Ed, what do you know about Jack's feelings for the Big Five and, not forgetting, moi?

Jack: Hahahahahaha! Gullible! It's me, guys!

Everyone: ...

Jack: So, anyway. Yes, I do have feelings for the Big Five. Nuff said, really.

Merida: 'And if so, what are they'.

Jack: You just made that bit up!

Hiccup: It says it right there! It's from @SnowflakeSisters ...

Jack: Ah crud...

Merida: Go on... Be dauntless!

Jack: Whaaaaaa?

Merida: Oh yeah, sorry, you can't read! My mistake!

Jack: Grrrrrr..... I'm only gonna say this once...

❄Hiccup is my best best best best friend - it's so fun to diss him!

❄Merida... Meep... Only kidding! She's hilarious when she's angry! And when's she's not... She can be nice...

Merida: Glad to know my only use to you is comedy relief...

Jack: Seeeeeeeeee?

Bulda: Oh. My. Gosh. You guys were made for each other...

Jack: *gives Bulda evils* ...

Anna: I know right?!

Jack: Anyway...

❄Rapunzel's cute and kinda goofy... And reallllllly nice! And realllllllly pretty! Plus, she's great when you cut yourself!

❄Anna's cute.... And kinda goofy too... You probably think I'm trying to say she's basically Rapunzel, but she's not! She's more feisty, less frying-panny, and more hopeless with romance... Sorry...

❄Elsa is my other best best best best friend... And I really like her... And she's really pretty... And really smart... But I'm not saying anything else...

❄Actually, I am, cos I think it's kind of obvious... I do fancy Elsa, but it's fine of she doesn't fancy me, cos she's totally entitled to other people...

Elsa: Awwww Jack! That's really sweet of you! But at the moment, you're just my best best best best friend, ok?

Jack: Yup, fine...

Merida: Pah, this is dull... I preferred Ed to be honest...

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Rapunzel: Heeeeeeeyyyyyy! This is Rapunzel, in case you didn't know... Well, that would only be if you haven't watched Tangled, skipped through the entire book, and then skipped straight to the end of this chapter, but you know, that isn't impossible, so hey to that margin of like, 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% - I'm Rapunzel! Thank you sooooooooo much to everyone who's sent in their COMMENTs, DAREs and COMMANDs... Haha, see what I did there? Two birds, one stone...

Anyway, BBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE

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Random TANGLED fact:

Pumba, Pinocchio and many other Disney characters appear in the Snuggly Duckling scene because they all had dreams :)