Jack: Ugh... Life sucks... But thanks @Elsa_LoveForSnow...
Elsa: Yeah... I'd hate to be you....
Jack: thanks. That really improved my mood.
Elsa: C'mon! I've had to do worse!
Jack: True... Like that 72...
Elsa: Don't EVER mention that number in my presence again, Overland!
Jack: Whoa... Someone's taken a Merida pill...
Elsa: Sorry... I'm still annoyed about the other day...
Jack: Why? The date was amazing! Especially that bit about that handsome gate-crasher in that sexy trench coat
Elsa: Sure...
Jack: But I digress, as Hiccup would say... Wouldn't want to let down all my adoring fans down...
*Walks up to Punz, Anna and Merida*
Jack: Hey, guys! (Hair flick)
Rapunzel: Hey, Jack!
Anna: Hey Jack!
Merida: *wolf whistle*
Anna: *gives Merida evils*
Jack: Uh... Rapunzel, could we go somewhere... Privately...
Rapunzel: Um... Sure...
Jack: How about... The courtyard?... You know the one with all the fountains and the pillars and the incredibly romantic atmosphere?
Rapunzel: Yeah! I know the one!
Jack: Yeah... That one... Oh, and bring your frying pan...
Rapunzel: Why... What are we doing... Sparring?...
Jack: Of a sought...
*Jack takes Rapunzel downstairs and out onto the courtyard*
Jack: Punz... We've been friends for ages... And I wondered whether... Gah, I'm crud at words... I wondered whether you wanted to be more than friends?
Rapunzel: Like... Super super super super good friends?
Jack: No... Like Boyfriend and Girlfriend kind of friends...
Rapunzel: Oh... Oh!
*Anna, Elsa and Merida step out onto the balcony to spy on the 'lovebirds'*
Merida: This was a dare, right?
Elsa: Yeah, of course!
Anna: It is pretty convincing, though... Rapunzel seems convinced...
Elsa: He learned from a master *flips hair*
*Meanwhile*
Rapunzel: But Jack... Oh my goodness... What about Elsa! I thought you had a crush on her?
Jack: I'm not so sure anymore... We're too... Similar. But Jackunzel is perfect - you're perfect, Rapunzel! I mean... Not perfect, cos nobodies perfect, but... You know, close. Closer than Elsa... And... Ah, crud, I'm mucking this up...
Rapunzel: Yes, you are.
*Rapunzel pulls Jack into a tight embrace, finished off with a peck on the cheek*
Merida: So much for 'celebrity crush'
*Elsa's eye twitches slightly*
*As her grip loosens, Jack's fingers close around Rapunzel's frying pan...*
Jack: Well that was... Refreshing!
*Yanks frying pan from Rapunzel's hands, and bolts*
Rapunzel: What the... Jack?! Was that... *looks up at balcony* this was a dare, wasn't it?
Anna: Yeah...
Rapunzel: 😒
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Rapunzel: The most mortifying moment of my life... Anyway... It wouldn't have worked out... Eugene and I are engaged! But you can dream, right? Haha, kidding. Love ma Eugene...
ASK, DARE, COMMAND
And bye!
PS: Hiccup had to go back to Berk for thanksgiving celebrations, which is why he wasn't here for this chapter...
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Random BRAVE fact
In BRAVE, Merida has a total of 22 different costumes, and five different hairstyles! Diva much?
Kidding!
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