Hiccup: Well... that's a bit of an anticlimax after the last one...
Merida: Hiccup! Being nerdy isn't cool!
Jack: Just cos he's smarter than you, doesn't mean he's a nerd!
Anna: I can't see why you guys can't stand Hijack!
Merida: Enough with of the shipping!
Rapunzel: If you were a fangirl, you'd understand!
Anna: Believe me Redhead Bedhead, if you haven't shipped, you haven't lived!
Elsa: Redhead Bedhead?
Anna: Yeah! It's my nickname for Merida!
Merida: And I call her Ginger Ninja! Keep up!
Elsa: Okay... anyway, when are our birthdays?
Jack: Mine's December 21st, the winter solstice. Cos, you know, I'm Jack Frost...
Merida: Pfff.. yeah, right. That's a bit ironic!
Jack: When's yours then, Redhead Bedhead?
Anna: Just... just don't...
Merida: My birthday is 1st April, if you really want to know...
Jack: (in a frighteningly good impression of Merida) Pffff... Yeah, right. That's April Fool's Day. That's a bit ironic...
Merida: Ugh... Will you just leave me...
Elsa: Will you two stop fighting? You're like an old married couple!
Rapunzel: I wish...
Elsa: Please, Punzie! Enough with the shipping!
Rapunzel: Fine. The next chapter will be Ship-Free. My birthday is May 4th, by the way!
Hiccup: Star Wars day!
Everyone: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh?!......
Hiccup: May the... Oh well, only a true Star Wars fan can understand it... Oh yeah, and my birthday's February 29th...
Merida: Haha! You're only 5 years old!
Jack: Well done, Merida! You did MATHS!
Elsa: Shush, Jack!
Anna: Mine's March 13th!
Elsa: And mine's December 30th.
Rapunzel: Happy New Year!
Everyone: ...
Anna: Awkward...
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Hiccup: Me again! ASK, DARE, COMMAND if you like. If not... Just read. And vote. But only if you want to... Because, you know, it's not compulsory... Or obligatory, or, you know...
Merida: Stop. Being. Nerdy.
Hiccup: Yeah, okay. Bye.
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Random FROZEN Fact:
Disney named Anna, Hans, Sven and Kristoff after the original author of the Snow Queen...
Hans Kristien Andersven
Don't know where Elsa came from...
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