I dare Elsa and Jack to kiss again, but only Jack can decide when to end it...
Elsa: 😐
Jack: 😏
Elsa: 😑
Jack: 😠
Elsa: 😂
Jack: 😘
Elsa: 😳
Jack: 😡
Elsa: 😮
Anna: Haha! Emojis <3...
Rapunzel: I told you we shouldn't let Anna type!
Anna: Hey! Just because my typing's just more exciting...
Hiccup: and more impractical! There are people out there who's devices won't let them read emojis!
Anna: 😱 Seriously? I pity them... They're missing out on so much fabulousness!
Merida: Did you just slip in an emoji there Ginger Ninja?
Anna: No... 😏
Merida: Anna...
Anna: Sorry! My hand slipped! 😇
Merida: I told you we should stick to using the computer! iPads have emojis!
Anna: So do some computers!
Rapunzel: You of all people would know, EmojiMeister!
Anna: I like that! Princess Anna of Arendelle, the EmojiMeister!
*Jack opens door*
Jack: Hi everyone!
Anna: Oh, hi!
Jack: What's the dare today?
*Anna shows Jack the dare*
Jack: *with a slightly creepy grin on his face* I like the sound of this dare... hey Els...
Anna: Not so fast, sonny! First, let's lay down some rules...
1. If Elsa looks like she's about to suffocate, end the kiss
2. Don't go on for too long - I recorded OUAT and Elsa wants to watch it...
3. Refer to rule 2
Jack: Jeez, what do you think I am, some kind of psycho pervert?
*Anna begins to whistle awkwardly*
Jack: ò.ó
Rapunzel: Oh Elsa?
*Elsa and Kristoff enter*
Anna: Wait... What were you two doing together?
Elsa: We were...
Kristoff: Uhm.... Well...
Elsa: We can't say right now... You'll find out later...
Anna: *raises an eyebrow* Fine... Now, kiss Jack. Quickly. I want to watch OUAT!
Elsa: Wait, can I just...
*Merida pushes Elsa into Jack*
Merida: Kiss!
Rapunzel: Oh yeah, and we forgot to tell you... Only Jack can decide when to finish the kiss...
*Elsa's eyes widen*
Anna: It's so romantic!
Merida: Has anyone got a sick bag? I wanna be sick...
*Merida exits sharply*
*Jack closes his eyes and wraps his arms around Elsa*
Kristoff: Me too...
*Kristoff exits sharply*
Anna: Well, I guess this will be a test of how much Jack wants Elsa...
Rapunzel: Yeah... Well yes and no. If I were Jack, I wouldn't spend to long, I mean... It's probably extremely uncomfortable for Elsa...
*Jack's eyes open*
Rapunzel: He's thinking about it...
Anna: C'mon... OUAT OUAT OUAT...
*Jack scowls*
Rapunzel: Jeez, he's so selfish...
*Jack scowls again*
5 MINUTES LATER
Anna: Wow, this is kind of selfish now... I think I'm beginning to unship Jelsa...
Rapunzel: How can you say that now? Now, 3 days from Christmas? How?!
Anna: Imagine I never said that... I love Jelsa.. Etc...
5 MINUTES LATER
Anna: Oh lord! I'm watching OUAT whether you two like it or not!
*Anna exits*
*Elsa glares at Jack*
*Jack raises an eyebrow sexily*
*Anna pokes her head around this door*
Anna: Are they done yet?
*Jack ends the kiss after 11.03 minutes*
Elsa: Wow. Just... Wow...
Jack: 😏
Rapunzel: Anna! Enough with the Emojis!
Anna: Fine... Can we watch OUAT now?
Elsa: I think I need some OUAT to calm me down...
Rapunzel: OUAT to calm you down? Are you joking? It will break your heart and crush your soul!
Elsa: Exactly. It will calm me down.
*Elsa exits with Anna*
Rapunzel: Wow. You really want Elsa, don't you, Jack?
Jack: ...
Hiccup: I think we all know the answer to that...
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Anna: EMOJIS! 😈😻👑🎁💣🎭🇺🇸😏😹💘
Elsa: Enough, Anna!
Anna: Fine. ASK, DARE, COMMAND and ship Jelsa!
Elsa: 😠
Anna: Look who's using emojis now...
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Random HTTYD fact:
Hiccup's dragon manual thingy looks like it's written in Norse, but it's actually in plain English, just slanted and titled!
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