Meet and Ask the Big Five

I dare Hiccup and Rapunzel to kiss for as long as Elsa and Jack did

Elsa: We're so sorry. But something very very weird has happened to Wattpad. It means that we have no idea who wrote which comment because it's managed to muddle everyone up. We can't name (and shame) you anymore. We're really sorry for this inconvenience. It should work again from now on, but past comments are extremely confused... Thank you!

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Merida: Looks like we've got Hiccunzel shippers out there...

Jack: Hiccunzel? Seriously?

Elsa: Jack! People are entitled to their own opinions!

Jack: Even if they're wrong?

Merida: Well I think Hiccunzel's kind of adorable! It takes all the focus off Mericcup...

Rapunzel: And onto Jarida...

Anna: *wolfwhistle*

Merida: I didn't... Is it diss Merida day or something?

Jack: Yep, I hereby proclaim the today, February 24th, is diss Merida day!

Merida: Oh great.

Jack: So Merida, which hair products do you use? I'm dying to get the scruffy hairball look...

Merida: *fuming* Ever heard of a little thing called irony?

Jack: Ever heard of a little thing called a hairbrush?

Merida: Shut that mouth of yours or I'll rip it off!

Jack: Should I carry on? Or can you not bear it!

Elsa: Jack, pipe down.

Jack: But it's diss Merida day!

Elsa: You two can diss each other to your heart's content later. Right now, it's a Hiccunzel moment not a Jarid... Jack and Merida moment.

Hiccup: So... How long did you two kiss for?

Jack: Eleven minutes six seconds.

Anna: How the heck did you remember that?

Jack: I remember the important stuff...

Rapunzel: Could we possibly half that?

Hiccup: I'm not wearing Chapstick, if that's what you think. That was a ploy of Anna's to get Jelsa to go out.

Rapunzel: No, it's not that, Hiccio... It's just... I'm engaged to Eugene.

Merida: *And tell Eugene to go away*

Rapunzel: Dang... Fine. Eleven minutes six seconds it is.

*Hiccup goes for it, while Rapunzel looks less sure*

Rapunzel: Are you sure I can't half it?

Hiccup: This is just getting offensive now...

Rapunzel: Fine... Here goes...

*Hiccunzel kiss*

Anna: Damn it... OUAT isn't on this time...

Elsa: Shame... We're not even on it anymore...

Merida: Apparently Rumple's going to turn Emma evil...

Jack: What the heck are you talking about?!

Anna: Once Upon A Time... You know, only the best show on TV nowadays?

Elsa: It starts again in five days!

*girls fangirl like maniacs*

Jack: This is a totally foreign language to me...

Merida: Jack, American is basically a foreign language to you...

Jack: American isn't even a language, you doofus!

Merida: Well it is now, and you can't speak it!

Anna: Great, now that's cleared up, back to Once Upon A Time...

*TEN MINUTES LATER*

Anna: But you have to admit, BookThief would be a lot cuter than Rumbelle, and...

Jack: SHUT UP! If I didn't know what this strange show was, how are the readers supposed to?

*silence*

Anna: Well, it's our job to educate them! Basically, there was this curse put on this town in Maine by Snow White's evil stepmother (who's in love with Robin Hood) and the only one who can break it is her Step-Grandchild, who's married to Rumplestiltskin's son, who was stolen away by Peter Pan as a child - oh yeah, and Peter Pan's Rumple's father.... And Henry - the saviour's daughter - is his great-grandson... And then Captain Hook comes into that mess somewhere... And then me and Elsa were on it, and I trapped her in a vasey thing, and...

Jack: There's no way we're speaking the same language...

Merida: It seems you can't speak English either...

Rapunzel: We have to show Jack OUAT someday...

Merida: Look who's come to!

Anna: So... You survived?

Rapunzel: Yeah! Hicc's not that bad a kisser actually....

Hiccup: *blushes*

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Anna: Awwwwwwwww... Hiccunzel's sweet... Do we have any shippers out there? Anyways, ASK, DARE, COMMAND, and keep being lovely... We've reached 10k reads and each and every one of you who contributed to that total is my new best friend! *big hug*
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Random ROTG fact:

The film was co-directed and produced by the writer of the books...