Anna: HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS!
Hiccup: Anna, calm down...
Anna: NO I CANNOT CALM DOWN SIR PRIDE OF BERK I'M JUST GONNA CARRY ON ADDING CAPITALS AND LEAVING OUT ALL THE PUNCTUATION AND
Rapunzel: Ohmigod! How dare you miss out the punctuation!
Hiccup: Who are you? An English teacher?
Rapunzel: Well that's a little racist...
Jack: How is that racist?
Rapunzel: You just assume that I'd be an English teacher... Maybe I'm a German Teacher...
Jack: Do Germans even have punctuation?
Rapunzel: Of course we have punctuation! In fact, we have even more punctuation that you! All our nouns have capital letters!
Merida: Well that's a bit weird...
Rapunzel: Hey, don't diss my language! At least I don't speak Ye Olde Gaelic...
Anna: GUYS! SHUT IT!
Rapunzel: She used punctuation ~
Anna: *scowl* As I was saying, it's a pretty special day today...
Jack: *little scream* IT'S FRIDAY 13th!
Anna: No! Well... Yes but... That's not the point! It's my BIRTHDAY! Did you guys seriously forget? A girl isn't 19 every day...
Rapunzel: Of course I didn't forget! Here's your card...
*Anna looks at card*
Anna: Oh Punzie, I love it! *hugs Rapunzel*
Jack: Hey, I got you something too... *rummages around in his pocket* Here!
Anna: *opens present* Oh Jack, thank you! It's a Snow Globe! *gasp* There's little me... And little Kristoff... And little Elsa...
Merida: Speaking of which... Where is Elsa?
Anna: She's not very well at the moment... But she said that we shouldn't delay the lovely readers any further 😊
Jack: Awwwww, she's so sweet.
Merida: Well of course you'd say that, she's your girlfriend!
Jack: Is little ickle Merida jealous?
Merida: No. I'm just sick of all this lovey dovey mushy stuff!
Jack: It's not...
Anna: Jarida, stop arguing. Right. Now, I believe we have a few dares for me! So let's get to it!
Rapunzel: Right... First of all a question. Again, Wattpad's glitching so we don't know who this is from. At the moment, it's under the name @Nobody ...
Anna, if you have a secret stash of chocolate, where do you keep it?
Anna: Well, if I told you, it wouldn't be secret anymore, would it?
Merida: C'mon Ginger Ninja! You have a whole castle to hide chocolate in! Giving one hiding place away won't hurt!
Anna: Well, I guess... Ehm... Whoever you are (please tell us in the comments!)... It won't be the end of the world if I reveal it... Just don't tell Elsa! I usually hide my chocolate in the suit of armour with the wonky hand at the bottom of the stairs... It keeps it cool so it doesn't melt, and is also possibly the strangest place anyone could hide chocolate ever, so no one would suspect it... So yeah!
*Merida exits sharply, heading for the stairs*
Anna: And there's my stash gone... Next question!
Hiccup: Anna: Is your hair ginger or strawberry blonde?
Anna: That's a very common question, actually! I think my hair's Ginger, but lots of people seem to say it's strawberry blonde. I don't really understand strawberry blonde... Blonde is like yellowy-ish... And my hair colour is... Well, ginger coloured... But oh well. It's your opinion at the end of the day! Next question!
Rapunzel: What's your favourite Frozen song?
*Merida reenters, chocolate smeared all over her upper lip*
Anna: You're lucky you're on the other side of the room, Merida, cos if you weren't you'd a have a nice black eye to match your moustache...
Rapunzel: Anna, calm down, we'll buy you more! Answer the question!
Anna: The question... Aaaaah, that's so hard... Hmmmm... Well, I like For the First Time in Forever (reprise and unreprise) and I do like Love is an Open Door despite that the fact that it included a total psycho... And Let It Go has some awesome morals... And Fixer-Upper does too... And in Summer's awesome...
Merida: JUST CHOOSE ONE!!!
Anna: Ehm... Ehm... REINDEERS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE! HAH!
Frozen Fans: *Instantly start singing*
Jack: And finally... Anna, what would you do if you ever saw Hans again?
Anna: I'd probably just ignore him... He doesn't deserve my attention.
Rapunzel: Well, there you go... All your questions answered! Please, tell us who you are in the comments! We want to give you credit!
Hiccup: Give credit? Or encourage people to stalk?
Rapunzel: *gives Hiccup evils*
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Rapunzel: ASK, DARE, COMMAND and watch Frozen Fever!
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HAPPY FROZEN FEVER DAY!
Random FROZEN FEVER facts:
-On Anna's crown/birthday hat thing there are 13 candles/prongs, standing for the 13 years Elsa and Anna were apart
- Oaken is voiced by one of producers
-Hans makes an appearance at the end...
- Kristoff is adorable (is that even a fact?)
-A new song called 'Making Today a Perfect Day' is included!
And finally....
FROZEN 2 IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!
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