Rapunzel: Danke Kommentatoran!
Hiccup: Come again?
Rapunzel: It's 'Thank you commenters' in German!
Hiccup: Why do you keep speaking German?!
Merida: Yeah, if we wanted this book in German, we'd have adjusted the settings!
Rapunzel: Well, I'm going back to Corona, so I need to practice!
Elsa: Why are you leaving Arendelle?
Hiccup: Why didn't you ask to use Toothless?
Merida: Are you quitting the Big Five?
Jack: What's German?
Everyone: *facepalm*
Rapunzel: I'm just saying that it's got a little rusty, that's all! Of course I'm not quitting the Big Five! Anna didn't quit she she left, did she?
Merida: Ginger Ninja isn't in the Big Five.
Rapunzel: Yeah, but... You get what I mean... Speaking of that Ginger Ninja, how's she getting on?
Elsa: Great! They've decided that they want to get married, and they're thinking of themes!
Rapunzel: Ooohhh! Do a suave, sexy, black and red theme!
Jack: I'm not sure if sexy and Kristof really go together... Sexy's more an Elsa thing...
Elsa: Excuse me?
Hiccup: Her hips in Let It Go, though...
Merida: Stop drooling, Jack!
Jack: I am not!
Elsa: I'm still in the room!
Jack: Sorry... They should do an ice theme! As a tribute to Yours Truly!
Rapunzel: And Elsa...
Hiccup: Save that for Jelsa's wedding!
Elsa: Hey!
Hiccup: They should do a dragon themed wedding!
Rapunzel: Ohmigod! Toothless could be the bridesmaid!
Hiccup: Toothless is a guy.
Rapunzel: Oh... Right...
Merida: Anyway, so, Overland. Come outside.
Rapunzel: *wolfwhistle*
Merida: No. Just no.
*Merida and Jack go outside onto balcony, where a target has been set up*
Merida: Here is a bow...
*Jack takes bow, slips in arrow, lets go accidentally, and smashes nearby window*
Merida: OVERLAND!
Hiccup: Underland, wombling free, the wombles of... Oh come on guys, how can you not have heard of the wombles?
Everyone: ...
Jack: Gah, it's not my fault! You're a rubbish teacher!
Merida: You're a rubbish student!
Jack: Maybe I wouldn't be so rubbish if you knew how to teach!
Merida: I can teach! Look!
*raises bow, hits bullseye*
Jack: That isn't teaching, it's doing!
Merida: Just copy me!
Jack: Just copy me!
Merida: That isn't funny!
Jack: That isn't funny!
Merida: Just shut up!
Jack: Just shut up!
Merida: I'm a right pain in the bum!
Jack: Yes, you are!
Merida: You little...
Elsa: Calm down you two. Just cooperate for the sake of @change_your_fate!
Merida: Fine!
Jack: Making no promises...
Elsa: Jack!
Jack: Fine...
Merida: Now... Stand side on... Like this...
*Jack stands side on to the target*
Merida: Take an arrow from the quiver...
*Jack takes an arrow from the quiver*
Merida: And make sure the tip is resting on the grip of the bow... Good, we're making progress...
Merida: Now... Secure the other end in place with your middle and index finger... Yes... That's it...
*Jack does so*
Merida: No pull back... Slowly, slowly... Take the breeze into account... And.... FIRE!
*the arrow sails a little to far left, right at Elsa*
Elsa: AHHHHH!
*a mini wall of ice encases the arrow*
Jack: Oh. My. God. I'm so sorry!
Elsa: My life flashed before me eyes...
Merida: Jeez, I asked you to aim at the target not Little Miss Snowflake here!
Jack: The arrow was naturally attracted to the hottest person on the balcony...
Elsa: Careful, Jack.
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Merida: Thank you for voting. Thank you for commenting. Thank you for reading. Thank you for being alive to witness Jack's utter failure. Goodbye.
ASK DARE COMMAND
And thank you@change_your_fate for the dare... Sorry we didn't mention that earlier...
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