Rapunzel: Hey guys! So I'm typing today! Elsa got a PM earlier with this question, so I thought we could answer it! Yay!!! So, for starters, in Tangled (best film ever) I'm 18. Elsa?
Elsa: I'm 21.
Hiccup: I'm 20.
Merida: Whoa! You guys are old - no offence intended...
Jack: How old are you then, Mareeeeeeeeedoooo
Merida: (arms folded) 16...
Jack: Ha! I'm 17!
Hiccup: Is it like... A competition now?
Merida: Yeah Jack! It isn't a competition!
Jack: I didn't say it was!
Rapunzel: AAAAAAWWWWW! Jarida's fighting!
(Sees Merida's face)
Rapunzel: I'm... I'm sorry! It just came out...
Elsa: Calm down guys! We're meant to be talking about ages, not... Beating each other up.
Merida: I wasn't going to! Jeez, I'm not allowed to do anything around here without being accused...
Jack: Maybe if you had less of an attitude...
Hiccup: Please stop fighting!
Elsa: It isn't helping anything!
Rapunzel: Awwwwww! The Hiccelsa Pacifists... Oh crud... I just couldn't keep it in...
Jack: (imitating Elsa) heaven knows I tried...
(Elsa elbows Jack)
Elsa: That wasn't funny!
Jack: Yeah it was.
Merida: Nothing you do is funny Jack.
Jack: Oh wow. I'm wounded.
Merida: Cut out the sarcasm, laddie!
Jack: Laddie?
Merida: Yeah, it's what we say in Scotland!
Jack: whoa... I thought they spoke English in Scotland...
Merida: they do!
Hiccup: and Gaelic
Elsa: Hiccup... You aren't helping.
Rapunzel: Anyway... Back to ages...
Merida: We've already finished!
Rapunzel: I know, I was just changing the conversation...
Hiccup: Merapunzel!
(Everyone stares at Hiccup)
Jack: No, Hiccup. Just no.
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Sorry had to delete, but its all better now :)
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