Rapunzel: Hang on.. I'll read out the full thing, because we couldn't fit it all on...
I dare Elsa to kiss Hiccup and then propose! If he says yes, she has to say that it was just because she wanted his chocolate!
Elsa: Thanks @Elsa_LoveForSnow! Hiccup has chocolate?!
Anna: Well, yeah! Viking chocolate is lush!
Elsa: Mmmm... But kiss him? I think Jack's kind of annoyed with me anyway... And I swear Hicc wears Chapstick... Can I just do it on the cheek?...
Anna: Just do it for the look on Jack's face, okay!
Rapunzel: Wait... Why are we supporting Hiccelsa? I thought...
Anna elbows Punzie in the ribs
Anna: Don't worry, Else! We'll support whichever choice you make!
Rapunzel: (to Anna, at a hiss) No, we really won't...
Anna: Ssssshhh, Punzie! I have a plan!
Elsa: Uh... Okay... So, see you guys in a minute...
Elsa walks over to Hiccup, Jack and Merida.
Jack: Hi, Elsie. What's up?
Elsa: Can I have a word with Hiccup, please?
Merida: Sure... D'ya want some space?
Elsa: Mmmmm... No, you guys can stay...
Takes Hiccup aside
Elsa: Hicc...you know... You know people have been shipping us, right?
Hiccup: Yeah...
Elsa: Well... Well the other day, I was thinking... What if... What if... Gah, there's only really one way to put this...
Elsa kisses Hiccup on the cheek, and then blushes.
Hiccup: Whoa, uh...
Jack: ELSA?!!!
Elsa: Hiccup... I... I just need to get this off my chest... You... I... All this time, I've been so confused... So addled by Jelsa. But now... Now I've realised....
Hiccup: You've realised...
Elsa: Hiccup, I love you. Will you go out with me?
Hiccup: Elsa... I don't know... Think about Jack...
Jack: Yeah! You know, the person you turned down less than 48 hours ago! The person who may or may not have a tiny crush on you, even though he'd never admit it! THE PERSON WHOSE HEART YOU JUST BROKE! What the heck, Elsa! How could you do this! How! How! HOW! All this time... ALL THIS TIME! Tell me this is a dare! Please, please tell me this is a dare, because it is NOT FUNNY Elsa! You think you can just toss me around? Is that what you think, abuse me? And Astrid! What about Astrid? Hmmm? Oh, what the heck, just WHY?
Elsa: (ignoring Jack) What about him? Life would go on without Jack. But without you, Hiccup, I'd be but a lonesome, inept, terrified snowflake, lost in the great blizzard that is life! Will you go out with me Hiccup, will you?
Merida: Well this is deep...
Hiccup: Hmmm...
Jack: Please Hiccup! No! Please, please, please, no!
Hiccup: Yeah, sure!
Elsa kisses Hiccup smack bang on the lips
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anna: Yay! Hiccelsa! How very unexpected... Ò.ó
Jack: NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Merida: Jack, shut up! You'll give yourself the collywobbles, lad!
Rapunzel: Jack...did you just...
Anna: Wet yourself?...
Jack: No....
Hiccup: So, Elsa... Dear... Do you want some of my chocolate?...
Elsa: That'd be wonderful Hiccup!
Hiccup: So I'm not very experienced with this whole boyfriend - girlfriend thing...
Elsa: Um... Hiccup... Well, I have confession to make...
Hiccup: You don't like the chocolate?
Elsa: No! The chocolate's amazing... It's just... That's the only reason I asked you out...
Hiccup: What...
Elsa: I'm sorry, Hicc.. I only asked you out because of the chocolate...
Hiccup: Oh...
Elsa: So thanks. And bye...
Hiccup: Did she just steal my chocolate?
Merida: Did she just ask you out?
Jack: Did she just dump you?
Elsa: (to Rapunzel and Anna) Ewwww... I was right as well, Hicc does wear Chapstick...
Rapunzel: Well, there's nothing wrong with that, right?
Elsa: It's sardine flavoured...
Anna and Rapunzel: Ew....
Anna: (To Rapunzel) and that's stage one of my plan, complete!
Jack: I need to go change my pants...
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Merida: Hmmm... Ginger Ninja being rather cryptic there... Don't you think Hiccelsa was sweet? Better than Mericcup, any day! Sheesh, he has Sardine flavoured Chapstick?
ASK, DARE, COMMAND!
Bye!
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Random BRAVE fact:
Another hairy one!
If Merida's hair was straightened, it would be 4 feet long.
If her mother, Elinor's, was unwrapped, it would reach a grand total of 6 feet, 6 inches!
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