Anna: Hi! I'm back everyone! Yay! But I missed so much juiciness! I'm shocked! But I'm back now, so everything is going to be fine!
Anna: Well... Not everything... The Mericcup date seems to be getting on pretty bad...
Rapunzel: We managed to convince her to go, by the way... With a lot of blackmail and the threat of hair straighteners....
Anna: Not the hair straighteners!
Rapunzel: Yah huh! Anyway... Enough of us... You want to see some cold, hard Mericcup... Well, sorry to disappoint you but we've got this instead...
MEANWHILE, AT THE PARK
Hiccup and Merida are seated on a picnic mat, with Merida facing pointedly away from Hiccup.
Hiccup: So... Merida.... Have you done something with your hair today... It's nice... I mean... Eh.... No? Um... Oh. Well....
Merida: If I wanted to talk to you, I would have already...
Hiccup: Uh... Okay.. But... Um...
Merida: Okay, but, um.leave me alone!
Hiccup: Why do you hate me so much?
Merida: I don't hate you.. I just severely dislike you...
Hiccup: And why's that?
Merida: You're so... Dorky... And... Plain. You have no sense of adventure!
Hiccup: Oh yeah?
Merida: Oh yeah.
Hiccup: I'll show you dorky and plain with no sense of adventure! *whistles* Toothless?
*A black shape waddles over*
*Merida raises her bow*
Hiccup: Whoa, you took your bow on a date?
Merida: Well... I've never been on a date before... You have to be ready for anything! Like weird black shapes...
*Hiccup stretches out his hand to pat Toothless*
Hiccup: This is Toothless.
Merida: Oh, so this is Toothless. I though he'd be smaller... With less teeth...
Hiccup: He can here you, you know!
Merida: It was just a thought! Jeez!
*Toothless growls*
Hiccup: Say sorry!
Merida: Sorry, ya great beastie! Now where's this adventure?
Hiccup: Right here! Get on!
Merida: Get on... The iguana crossed with panther crosses with goodness knows what?...
*Toothless growls, bearing his teeth*
Merida: Fine... But this isn't because I like you, understand?
Hiccup: Understood. Now hold onto my waist.
Merida: Are ya kidding? I'm not holding onto...
*Toothless growls, nipping Merida's foot*
Merida: Fine...
*Toothless takes off*
Merida: AAHHHHHHHH!
Hiccup: Who's the brave one now?
Merida: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Let's just say I'm not.... Accustomed too flying on dragons! AAAAAAAHHHHHH! Let me off!
Hiccup: Slow down, bud.
Merida: Thank you!
*Toothless flies over the Arendelle fjord and out to sea*
Merida: Jeez! Your weird untoothless dragon knows how to scare a girl...
*Toothless grows and tips Merida off of his back...*
Merida: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Hiccup: Merida!!!
Jack: Meh, good riddance...
Hiccup: Wait, Jack's here?
Jack: Metaphorically...
Hiccup: Bad Toothless! Go save the crazy redhead!
*Toothless (reluctantly) swoops down and catches Merida*
Hiccup: Not bad for a dork with no sense of adventure, huh?
Merida: maybe not... But you're still lacking in the ''Merida's dream guy" department
Hiccup: Well thank goodness for that...
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Anna: Thank you so much for reading! COMMAND, ASK, DARE (just to mix stuff around)... And just to let you know my and Kristoff's wedding will be soon after my birthday... Finger crossed! You guys are amazing - we couldn't have got 1k without you! Don't try and be modest! You're all brilliant!
Thank you!
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