Meet and Ask the Big Five

I dare Merida to stalk the mystery man until she confesses his love for him

Rapunzel: So, as you guys probably know, we try to do the dares chronologically...

Jack: What does...?

Merida: It means in time order, dipstick!

Jack: I didn't know we did that...

Merida: Yeah, you don't know much do you?

Elsa: Pipe down, Merida! Jack's actually very smart!

Hiccup: *cough* When he wants to be...

Jack: *scowl*

Hiccup: You're welcome!

Rapunzel: Will you two just stop it! You used to be best buddies!

Hiccup: I can feel a song comin' along...

Jack: Don't. You. Dare.

Rapunzel: As I was saying, we usually do dares and answer questions in time order, but as Merida's little... Eh hem... Friend... Is leaving very soon...

Merida: He might have already left!

Jack: Is that a tear I see there?

Merida: Shut it, or I'll make you! I don't like him! It was a dare! Why can't anyone understand that?!

Jack: Ooooooooh, defensive!

Merida: I'm not going out with the Weasle's grandson!

Hiccup/Jack/Rapunzel: It's Westleton!

Elsa: Why does it matter about his family?

Merida: Wheesht, I just don't like him, okay?

Jack: Are you sure... I'm pretty sure there was a connection there... Definite chemistry...

Merida: Cos you're a love expert now?

Rapunzel: *frying pan angled at Merida* Never mention that name in my presence!

Merida: Love Expert!

Hiccup: Fight! Fight! Fight!

*glares all round*

Hiccup: Bad timing, huh?

Elsa: Enough digressions! Let's just get on with the dare!

Rapunzel: Always the voice of reason...

OUTSIDE

Merida has been stalking 'The Guy' for hours, not exactly keen to confess her 'love'. He doesn't seem to have noticed her, and innocently walks into a deserted building. Curious, Merida follows.

There seems to be someone else in the building too... A tall man, with bushy, rather ugly sideburns which make him look a little like a chipmunk. Merida notes that it isn't Hans, as he has a better fashion sense.

Man: How has the week gone, Wesleton?

When Wesleton speaks, it's in a different voice to the one Merida remembers...

Wesleton: Perfectly. With a hostage, Arendelle won't be able to refuse!

Merida: ?!

Man: And the disguise is working?

Merida: *In her head* Disguise?

Wesleton: Perfectly. Although it's a little stuffy...

*kapow* *Wesleton whips off disguise to reveal the he is none other than...*

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Jack: I know, we're pretty mean... We'll reveal the answer next chapter! Meanwhile, leave your guesses! We wanna know what you think!

Elsa: And remember to ASK, DARE and COMMAND!

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Random TANGLED fact

Flynn was originally going to be called Bastien.