Rapunzel: Hi there! It's Rapunzel (as it says a couple of words back), and we're here to give you official and LIVE coverage of the wedding of Kristoff and Anna! Here with me is my charming husband Eugene...
Eugene: Hi *smoulder*
Rapunzel: And the fiesty Redhead Bedhead society knows as Merida of DunBroch...
Merida: Hello there!
Rapunzel: The wedding commences in no less than FIVE MINUTES!!! So as bridesmaids, me and Merida need to get ready... See you later alligators!
*Five Minutes Later*
The chapel has taken on a sort of hollowed out silence as everyone waits in anxious anticipation for the bride to enter. Even the groom, dressed dashingly in a traditional tux and some modified traditional Sami boots, taps his feet slightly as he waits for his soon-to-be-wife to come down the isle.
Finally, the silence is broken.
Anna: Are you sure we're meant to go in yet... Isn't the priesty guy meant to say something?
Merida: The vicar, and no, I don't think so...
Anna: Are you sure, cos I don't want to get it...
Elsa: We're sure... Come on!
Princess Anna of Arendelle enters regally, arm in arm with her sister, and bathed in swathes of silk and chiffon. A slightly goofy grin creeps it's way onto her face, although she tries to keep it in. The groom smiles back sweetly. It's like a scene from as Disney movie... Oh wait...
The bridesmaids follow after the sisters, one dressed finely in a cute summery affair... And the other... Well... Dressed to match the formality of her explosion of red curls. The live coverage guy Eugene is very proud of himself as to how he avoided a good spanking and possibly an arrow through the head.
Behind them comes Sven, a slightly odd mooing sound sprouting from his mouth, and Olaf, dressed in a white tux and waving at whoever happens to look at him.
Elsa: Olaf, calm down a little... Let's keep the attention on Anna.
Olaf: Yokay!
The two Arendelle Royals reach the alter, where Anna tries to keep a straight face at seeing Kristoff in a suit. The somewhat vertically challenged, troll-like vicar greets the two, and says some words which the Live Coverage Man can't make out.
The Live Coverage Man is then asked to stand. And therefore hands over Live Coverage responsibilities to his companion, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, who will no doubt do an an absolutely rubbish job.
Hiccup: Hey!
Live Coverage Man Eugene steps to the front. Live Coverage Man Hiccup is still unsure as to why Live Coverage Man Eugene became best man when Live Coverage Man Hiccup made all the decorations and organised the reception, and is pretty good friends with the groom too. But he doesn't dwell on that. At least he has the privilege of Live Coverage.
Live Coverage Man Eugene says some speech about his 'bro', then sits back down. Queen Elsa, radiant as usual, then says a few words about her sister. It's very sweet, but Live Coverage Man Hiccup does not want to gross viewers out with stories about the numerous things that Anna puked up as a baby.
Then Rapunzel makes her speech, as does Merida, and as does the Live Coverage Man Hiccup. But now Live Coverage Man Eugene has sat back down and read what Live Coverage Man Hiccup has been writing, and states that he's a lot better at it than he is.
Eugene: I am a lot better at this than you are, Hiccup.
Hiccup: No you're not.
*Evils exchanged*
Live Coverage Girl Rapunzel crosses the Isle, and on seeing what the two miscreants have been writing, snatches it away. Meanwhile, the vows are being said.
Eugene: Jeez, ours didn't take this long...
Rapunzel: Eugene! Shhhhhh!
Eugene: No, seriously... When are they gonna get to the good part?
Hiccup: It's not a movie!
Eugene: When we got married, it wasn't half this slow...
Rapunzel: Shhhhhhh!
Priest Troll: Do you Kristoff Bjorgman take Princess Anna of Arendelle to be your trollfully wedded wife?
Kristoff: *smiling at Anna* I do.
Priest Troll: And do you, Princess Anna of Arendelle, take Kristoff Bjorgman to be your trollfully wedded husband?
Anna: Yes! I mean... Um... I do!
Priest: Then there's little left to do but pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!
Kristoff: May we?
Anna: We may! *le kiss*
Audience: *collective awwwwwwwwwwwwssssss*
Olaf: I always cry at weddings! *wipes eyes*
WEDDING RECEPTION
Anna: *chinks glass* I'd like to thank you all for coming... You really didn't have to take the trouble! I... We... Love each other very much, and we're glad you could all... What, a thousand of you (?)... Could come to our celebration of that. So... Um... Thanks! Help yourself to carrots and sandwiches and ice cream!
*everyone dance, etc.*
AFTERWARDS
Elsa: *walks up to Hiccup* Thanks, Hicc! You did an awesome job on the decor!
Hiccup: Nah, it was nothing, seriously!
Elsa: It wasn't nothing! You made Anna and Kristoff's special day even more special! I owe you for that!
Hiccup: But where would they be without you to support them along the way?
Elsa: Well, for one thing Kristoff would never have discovered a shower...
Hiccup: Hey, maybe I could organise your wedding with Jack?
Elsa: Wedding? I... I'm not sure..
Hiccup: Well you'll either break up, or get married. Look at it that way!
Elsa: I know... I just... Can't really imagine myself walking down the aisle... Not when I'm the bride...
Hiccup: As long as I get to do the decorations, it doesn't matter who you marry!
*they laugh*
Elsa: Well, thanks again! *le hug*
Stood at the edge of the room, Jack watches. As soon as Elsa leaves, he backs away, and let's the shadows engulf him...
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Anna: Wooo, the end was a bit scary, huh? Well... Now I'm officially married, I have magical commandy status, so I command you to ASK, DARE and COMMAND! Haha... Ha... No?
Kristoff: If you guys are still wondering who the mystery man is, you'll find out next 'proper' chapter! We promise! It's just our wedding is kind of a little bit more important....
Anna: But only a little bit, obviously... So, um... Bye?
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Random FROZEN fact:
Elsa is a lefty!!!
She conjures the ice at the coronation with her left hand, she strikes Anna with her left hand, she throws her glove to the wind with her left hand, and tosses away her crown with... Well, her left hand, all leading us to the conclusion that she's left handed...
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