Ahsoka One Shots

Confused

Here is the promised pranking story. My motto for pranking is "confuse, don't abuse". Why injure someone or break something when you can leave a watermelon covered in glitter on their porch in the middle of the night and occupy a piece of their mind forever?

This will feature one of my absolute favorite "no-harm" pranks. It is glorious, and like stated above, is an easy way to occupy a piece of someone's mind forever.

ANyway, here's your wholesome sibling pranking content.

The one day it was raining on Coruscant, both Anakin and Ahsoka were at the temple. Sure, it was a rare occurrence, and it was kind of fun, but it got boring after an hour when you had nothing but paperwork to do, and Kix would have your head if you were out in the rain and caught a cold. (I realize that you don't actually get a cold from being in the rain, at least not in the extreme way your mothers want you to believe, but I think it'd be funny anyway)

Instead, here they both stayed, hidden away in their quarters. Anakin doing paperwork, and Ahsoka watching some dumb holo-net romance that she couldn't care less about. When the cheesy romance got to much she spoke up enough for Anakin to hear her in the other room.

"Master I'm bored, let's do something."

"I have too many reports to file to do anything. Go do something with the clones." You could tell he wanted to join her, he would do anything do go spar or prank someone, but Obi-Wan would have his head if he didn't finish.

"If I help you with your reports, will you come with me?" She pleaded.

"I beg of you, help me," Ahsoka jumped off the couch towards Anakin's room where he had at least four different reports scattered on his desk, all waiting to be done.

"If you just did them when you got them you-"

"I've heard the speech, just help me." Between the two of them they were able to knock all four out in only a couple hours, versus the six or seven Anakin would have taken (including complaining time)

With the reports done, now it was just to decide what to do.

"Prank?" Ahsoka raised her brow marking and looked mischievously at Anakin.

"Absolutely." They sat on the couch to ponder what do do next. "The clones or Obi-Wan?" He asked.

"Obi-Wan, it's more fun. Except we can actually do any damage, you remember what happened last time when we covered his room in glitter, I don't feel like being sentenced to death this time around."

"Well what exactly can we do to prank him if we can't do any damage?" Anakin slumped back in defeat. 

"I have just what we need." She hopped off the couch and ran to her room, keeping Anakin in the dark. When she showed him what was in her hand a moment later, he was less than impressed.

"Snips, that's not exactly a prank."

"Oh ye of little faith, it'll be fun. Come on, I'll show you."

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Obi-Wan was reading when he heard the knock at the door. "It's open." He yelled, sensing Anakin and Ahsoka outside. The duo walked in, Ahsoka with the hint of a silly grin on her face, Anakin looking less than impressed.

"Hey master, did you want to go down to the mess with me for dinner? Ahsoka has classes."

"Why you aren't off to classes then?" He asked Ahsoka suspiciously. 

"I was just walking with Anakin. I should probably go though, I'll see you Master!" She said a little giddy in her exit, but it wasn't unexpected for the spunky, snippy girl.

"So?"

"I don't have much choice, now do I?" Obi-Wan was quick to answer, with a slight grin on his face. Setting the book down and grabbing his tea, he left with Anakin, closing, but not locking the door behind him.

It wasn't until later that night that he saw the first one. A small, plastic lothcat figurine sitting on his nightstand. Obi-Wan picked it up and eyed the thing, wondering how it would have gotten there. He wasn't exactly a babysitter, it's not like he has kids running around leaving toys in odd places, but he set it down and decided it wasn't worth worrying about that night.

The next time was finding one in his drawers, hiding amongst a set of robes. Then came one under his bed, on his dresser, in the windowsill, the counters, the bathroom sink, and any space large enough to fit them. He apparently hadn't paid enough attention the night before, stumbling in and to his bedroom before taking any notice to the world around him, the world covered in tiny plastic lothcat figurines.

He gathered them all up in the small living room and on the even smaller coffee table. In total, after scouring his quarters, found over forty little figurines. He reached for his comm, and after giving the most on point, Obi-Wan Kenobi exasperated sigh™ started.

"Anakin, I'm almost afraid to ask, but is this infestation your doing?" He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Blame Ahsoka, she's the one that wanted to prank you." He gave a chuckle. "I was just the distraction."

Okay it was short but whatever, I thought it was kinda funny. I've done this with rubber ducks before, each time I was at my friend's house I just left another rubber duck. I also got a bunch of inflatable beach balls for crazy cheap once and filled my youth pastor's car with them. It was awesome.

Have a good day/night/whatever and I'll see you when I see you :)

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