I'm crying-
Nancy walked downstairs, ready to prepare breakfast when she spotted Jelf standing in her kitchen, "Oh crap! A rat!" Nancy shouted as she grabbed her broom, "Nancy plz, let me love you." Jelf begged as he gave the housewife the lenny face, "Get away from me you rejected elf on the shelf!" Nancy cried as she aimed her broom at the elf abomination, "Nancy plz gurl, you know I am better than that Henry. He works alot and I can always be here for you." Nancy looked offended, "You are certainly not better than Henry." She squacked as she sweeped him away, "Go marry Frances why don't ya?" The rejected elf on the self gasped at the idea and ran off down the street.
In the distances Nancy could hear Frances' screaming, she smiled to herself as she brushed her skirt off, "Frances was rather lonely anyway." Nancy noted as she put her broom away and made pancakes.
