•This is Real• [Diabolik Lovers × Male! OC]

Chapter 74: SUN OF A BEACH

"Ugh, I'm gonna sweat my balls off..." Ayato yapped, dumping his share of the load onto the white sand. That being a single beach ball.

"Can't lose something you don't have Oreo-sama," I snigger, setting down the two folding chairs. Subaru drops three more in a heap beside mine.

Out of the blue, a hand wraps around mine and pulls me against a chest.

"Wanna check, Chibimushi?" He purrs into my ear.

"NOT THE LAITO ROLEPLAY-!" I screech, immediately lifting my legs from beneath me, making me fall to the floor, him dropping me in the proccess.

"That hurts, Ace, it really does," Laito sighs, tilting down his shades as he hooked an umbrella over his shoulder and under his elbow.

"Shut up, you're annoying." Kanato grumbled, clutching a Teddy decked in swim trunks and a Hawaiian shirt. Let's just say that since I've started my textile module in art class, Teddy's closet has increased exponentially.

"You could have gone to the hotel with Reiji," Subaru muttered under his breath.

"Hey Kanato! Why don't you show Teddy around the beach! I'm sure he'd love to take in the atmosphere," I grinned, quickly dispelling the pissy atmosphere.

"Hmm," he mumbles before stomping off.

'that's one mosquito taken care of...'

"Hmm, I never understood humans' fascination with the beach," Laito sighs dramatically. "Hot, sandy, wet... Well maybe I understand the last one-"

"LAITO, SWEETIE, LOOK AT ALL THE HOT LADIES!!!" I make an exaggerated grin, pointing at the plethora of scantily clad ladies living their best life.

He hums, and with a nod of his head, saunters off to the first poor lady he finds.

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'I'm so sorry, I'm sure all you ladies do not deserve to have this immortal pervert dumped on your lap but I am at MY WITS END.'

But now that that was all and done with, I could go set up-

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"AHWEHBSBS COLDCOLDCOLD-!" I squeal as the bright orange iced beverage spills down my T-shirt.

"I'm so sorry sir!" The waitress gasps, immediately pulling out a cloth to try and help the situation.

Unfortunately it seemed the amount of food dye used in that drink could practically dye all of Subaru's hair more orange than Yuma's. A large orange patch remained on my originally white shirt.

"Oh gosh I'm so terribly sorry!" The girl apologised profusely, bowing repeatedly as I hurridly raised my hands.

"Nono, it's OK, really!" I laugh gingerly as she finally raises her head and peeks at me from behind black bangs.

"Oi, Chibimushi, what happened?" Ayato sauntered over, quickly spotting the dark stain on my shirt.

"What a klutz," Subaru remarked pointedly at the girl who seemed an inch from tears.

"Quit it you two, it was just an accident," I sigh, squatting down to pick up the glass that had originally housed the orange beverage, now partially burried in the sand. I dusted it off and handed it to the girl who was still rather scared of the two males towering behind me.

Can you blame her though? If anyone had RBF it was these two bitches.

I turn around and flick them both on the forehead.

"Behave," I frown as I turn back to the girl.

"This shirt is old anyways, don't worry about it," I smile which seems to settle her nerves somewhat. "You should probably go get a replacement for that," I point at the glass and she nods vigorously, mumbling a word of thanks before skittering back to one of the bars along the beach.

"You're going to be all sticky now," Subaru grimaced and I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah well at least I brought a spare swim top," I stuck my tongue out at him as I pulled the top from my duffle bag.

I moved to remove the shirt from my body when I realised who I was in the presence of.

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'they wouldn't...

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Right...?'

I pull the shirt over my head and immediately I feel hands on my waist.

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'THEY FUCKING WOULD-!!!!'

"Trying to seduce Ore-sama...?" He muses into my ear as he holds my back against him by the waist.

I sigh.

"If you don't let me go right now, I will turn around and get you covered in this drink too," I spoke sternly, craning my head around to glare at him.

He clicks his tongue but releases me.

"Okay, be good you two, I'll be right back," I ruffle Subaru's hair as I pass, earning a discontent grunt from him.

I shuffle my way to the nearest shower room and dump my shirt on a bench.

After thoroughly cleansing myself of the sugary liquid, I pulled the swim top over my head. Albeit with some difficulty, I mean have you ever tried putting on a swimsuit wet? 

Most annoying thing to do aside from combing through hair that's spent all day at the pool then dried.

As I left the stall, a certain blonde caught my attention.

He seemed to be chatting up a group of girls.

"Oh Ace-!" He spotted me over the crowd and practically flagged me down.

"...oh fuck me..." I mutter under my breath as I watched the herd shift their eyes onto me.

"HI KOU, BYE KOU-"

I almost ripped my arm off as my attempt to leave was halted by a certain popstar grabbing me by the wrist.

"This is my housemate, Ace," he grins, pulling me into a shoulder hug.

"Isn't he pretty?" He grinned, smooshing my face with his.

The group nodded fervently.

"He has great taste too, he got me these earrings!" He gestured at his ears which, sure enough, were adorned by the small microphone earrings I'd gotten him for Christmas.

It was amazing to see how the group practically hung onto every word the blonde bimbo said.

What was even more amazing was that it wasn't just girls in the group, I spotted one or two guys as well.

'hell yea, get yourself a mans-

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Maybe just not this mans...

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He's not good for anyone...'