•This is Real• [Diabolik Lovers × Male! OC]

Chapter 19: the room where it happened...

I woke up the next morning pretty disoriented. My head aching and lungs pounding. I felt...

Sick...

I forced my eyes open, nearly hissing at the light that assaulted them almost immediately. Then I caught sight of the bodies on the bed.

Shu was on my left, Ayato on my right, Kanato strewn across my legs. Laito had his butt in a chair but his head rested in his arms on the side of the bed. Reiji sat in a chair by the door and Subaru was in a chair by the balcony. They were all fast asleep.

I blinked slowly, not quite processing the situation.

I gently peeled the sheets off my torso but was halted once I reached the area Kanato had pinned down. I had two choices, try to pull them out from under him and pray like hell that he stays asleep or just grit my teeth and wake him.

As I silently debated with myself, the reason I awoke from my slumber became piercingly clear, my bladder was on the verge of exploding.

My desperation getting the better of me I gently tried to wiggle my legs out from under the boy, pulling the sheets taut to make it easier but damn, Kanato was heavier than he looked.

My abdomen was practically screaming in pain now, hours overdue. I got more frantic at my pulling of the sheets, so frustrated I could cry.

Then I felt a hand grasp my wrist.

Then I was outside my room door. I turned to my right and sure enough it was Ayato.

"Oh thank Jesus, I was about to piss myself..." I muttered, scampering to the toilet down the hall.

One thoroughly enjoyable pee later, I opened the door to find the auburn haired male staring down at me. "What? I'm a big boy, I can go potty by myself." I chortled, still a little woozy from just having woken up but God be damned if I don't retain my sense of humour for PLOT!

"c'mon, we're getting takoyaki," he basically commanded, leading the way down the hall.

"Uh huh, and why do I have to go with you?" To which he barely gave me a side glance before snorting. "Well if you want to be bitten by the Mukami scum so much you might as well offer your blood to me."

I paused and sighed, unable to reply in time before he grumbled, "If only I was in that room, I could've killed those bastards..." He sounded pissed, like genuinely upset.

Not one to let a situation become an absolute trainwreck I sang out the first few words that came to mind. "So, you wanna be in the room where it happened?" He nodded, but the poor soul had no clue what I was doing. "The room where it happened," "yeah." He grumbled.

"The room where it happened," He turned to me, mouth open, ready to yell at me in his usual oreo-sama tone but I cut him of this time. "MY GOD IN GOD WE TRUST! BUT YA NEVER REALLY KNOW WHAT GOT DISCUSSED!"

An awkward pause.

"Click boom then it happened?"

Damn I knew they were new to this world but, to not know HAMILTON?!

I could almost see the gears grinding in motion in Ayato's brain before he stormed over and dragged me by the wrist to the stairs.

What a day this was shaping out to be...

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So there I was (BBQ sauce on my tiddies-) somehow now hand in hand with Mr Oreo-sama.

True to his words we were headed to this Japanese food street a few blocks down. I hadn't even realised how fast half a year had gone.

The moment we entered the street, we were pushed around by a hoard of people who were migrating from stall to stall. Luckily, Ayato seemed to know exactly where he was going, making a beeline for the third stall from the back, parting the people down the middle like a 45 year old man's hair.

Soon enough, we'd reached the counter of the takoyaki stall where Ayato proceeded to order like 5 boxes of takoyaki.

I knew it was a horrible idea, that the dough would be so tough and nasty after reheating so we'd have to eat it all by today. That Ayato's eyes were known to be much bigger than his stomach when it came to takoyaki... Did I stop him?

No.

MY STOMACH WAS RUMBLING DONT GIMME THAT CRAP :'(

So we continued down the market with two bags of stuff in both our hands, Ayato having already devoured one of his boxes.

Then the unmistakable smell of... ROASTING DANGO!

"A sharp turn" wouldn't be a violent enough description for how VIGOUROUSLY I TURNED. I dragged Ayato by the arm, pulling him so hard I could've ripped his arm off.

He didn't complain though...

Still I fought nail and tooth and got myself to the FRONT OF THAT LINE.

Long story short, we now carried three bags each, the delicious smell of steaming dango wafting and mingling deliciously with the takoyaki.

What a good pairing ;3

We took turns sighing contently as we alternated stuffing piping hot takoyaki and steaming dango in our mouths.

"Ayato, open up!" I grin, unable to keep the sweet treat to myself. He looked skeptical but opened his mouth to make way for the dango ball. "Its good right?!" I almost squeal, it had been WAY too long since I've had this scrumptious treat.

"You like it that much?"

I'm offended... "Of course!! ITS FLIPPIN DELICIOUS" I stuff another ball down the piehole.

"Huh, good to know~"