•This is Real• [Diabolik Lovers × Male! OC]

Chapter 14: I'd be the prom queen if crying was a contest

Well, I guess I am going.

Right now I'm stuck in Reiji's room as he picks out different tuxes that would 'look decent' on me.

Then Ayato joined.

Then Kanato joined.

Then Subaru sulked around the doorway.

Then Shu slept against the wall.

Then Laito came.

Then Reiji kicked all of them out.

"This one lengthens his neck but his waist....but the peticoat..." Reiji mumbled for the hundredth time.

He wrapped a tie around my neck, adjusting it and tucking it around but pulling it off in a huff. Then he held a white dress shirt up to my chest while layering a blue jacket on and off.

Honestly it was pretty cute how obsessive he was being but if I'd ever told him that he'd probably kill me.

However, there was one thing that still bothered me. My excuse for knowing about them had been Karlheinz writing to me and yet yesterday he made it very clear he had no idea I knew. Did the Sakamakis just not realize this or-

"No, we realized faster than you did." Crap, that was Reiji, I guess I was mubling.

But he looked rather normal, no creepy smile no angry frown, just normal. "We simply aren't the most subtle. Ayato has already confessed to attacking you on his first day here." Wait...but he didn't?

Why did Ayato cover for me?

"Yeah, almost got me too that oreo..." I replied on autopilot before realizing I was talking to Reiji. "I-I mean-"

But the vampire just shoved a stack of clothes in my arms. "Go change," I nodded, walking towards the door when, "make sure oreo doesn't get you."

Well call me Eliza cause my hart went BOOM.
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So there I was (barbeque sauce on my tiddies) in my en suite toilet. I pulled on the red button up Reiji picked out and fumbled around with my tie until it became somewhat more presentable. I pulled the black overcoat on and pulled at the cuffs to hide the shirt underneath.

Looking in the mirror I gotta admit, Reiji has an eye for design.

I tousled my hair around before giving myself a quick grin then headed out only to find Reiji in my room.

He had all sorts of products lain out on my bed and seemed to be in deep thought. His jacket now on the chair behind him, leaving him in his undershirt and pettycoat. His hair was messier than usual and his gloves were off.

Damn.

He should dress like this all the time.

But alas, my ogling session was cut short as his ruby eyes locked with mine.

"We have to fix that hair," he muttered, lifting up a jar of gel.

Oh hell no.

He moved behind me in a flash, hands poised to slick back my poof.

OH HELL NO.

I got the hell out of dodge and made a grab for the hair pomade on the bed. "ITS FINE, I'LL JUST MAKE DO WITH THIS!" He glared at me rather annoyed but put up no argument, instead heading into my bathroom wordlessly to wash the nasty goo off his hands. I sighed in relief, thanking the hair gods that mine was safe from the torture of hair gel, eww.

Taking a little scoop of the pomade, I rubbed it between my hands and gave my hair a messy but like hot messy look. A little more fiddling and I got my hair just right.

I stood back up and turned to Reiji who looked me up and down. Seemingly satisfied, he walked over to my dresser where a pair of black shoes were neatly rested on top. He picked them up and passed them to me to put on.

I struggled with the knots apparently, making them so un-fancy Reiji gave a huge heaping pile of DISAPOINTMENT and kneeled down to tie it for me.

Definitely wasn't expecting this tonight.

Reiji got back up, now sadly back in his usual attire.

"Stay in here until one of us picks you up," he turned before feeling the need to clarify, "only us, do not open this door for those halfbloods." I nodded, not wanting to piss off the almighty Reiji and he left, shutting the door behind him.

'Well this is going to be a long night.'