"Get out halfblood!" Subaru growled, nudging me behind him.
"Relax, I'm not going to try anything," Kou waved his hands dismissively. "I'm not after just his blood...not anymore~"
He have a chilling smirk before appearing behind me, his hand only able to graze my shoulder before Shu pinned him to the floor.
"Mouuuu! I already said I wasn't going to do anything!" He groaned childishly, opening his hand to show what he had planned to do when he reached out for me. A gleaming silver necklace rested in his palm. I look at the jewelry rather skeptically.
I knew his game, he'd done this in the anime too.
To him, all humans were materialistic dunderheads.
I gently pat Shu to get him off the boy, the idol finally sitting up. "I'm flattered Kou, but I'll have to refuse." I say, standing up and offering my hand to help the boy up.
I could practically feel the deadly aura the guys behind me were eminating.
But Kou seemed to be a fearless son-of-a-gun, grabbing my hand and chosing not to hoist himself up but drag me onto his lap.
"Bastard-!"
I quickly hold up a hand to stop them.
"Kou, let go of my damn hand before I refuse to go altogether." I glare defiantly at the boy. I see his eyebrows raise, his eye glowing red as it had before.
'Quit that, its annoying.'
He seemed amused by me, releasing me.
I make an exaggerated gag and dust myself off.
"For an idol you'd think your personality would be less repulsive..." I groan to which I see him get a little irked. "Maybe don't assume all humans are the same? I mean how has that worked for you so far?" I sigh.
'Ah right, you're hot so your personality doesn't matter, huh?'
I flick my eyes over the boy again, hoping the message sank in.
Just before I could walk away with the two Sakamaki brothers in tow and thus solidifying my name in the cool guy hall of fame, who other than Mr Hothead himself, Ayato Sakamaki decided to walk in.
"What is this halfblood doing here?!" He yelled.
'Damn how do they yell so much? I sing along to one Heather's song and my throat decides stab itself repeatedly for a week. Im jealous...'
I sigh, realising that I seemed to be doing it a lot lately before choosing to ignore the boy and walk off.
"YALL MOSQUITOES CAN HEAD TO THE DAMN CONCERT BY WHATEVER MEANS YOU CHOOSE, IM TAKING RED!" I scream as I stomped down the hall.
It was too damn early for this crap.
I pull out my phone, hoping to call Luke for a little rant session but alas, lady luck was not on my side and the call went to voicemail.
'What could he be doing right now?'
I almost sigh again, catching myself before I could. I did not need another bad habit, no maam.
'May the almighty powers of Tanaka and Asahi combined give me strength...'
_____I decided to take it easy for the rest of the day, finally heading to check out the library in this place.
Because of course this damn mansion had a library...
Then I heard the soft melody of a piano. I turned to where it was, hoping to avoid it when I realised what room it was coming from.
'"Library"... Who the hell puts a piano in a library?!'
(Lazy fanfic writers, thats who~ *finger guns*)
Against my better judgement I slowly shove the doors open.
I had to stifle a gasp.
The library was gorgeous. The room split into two floors both filled with towering bookshelves and endless books. The good ol musty book smell inveloped me almost immediately.
I could see a few specks of dust flying in the air and almost wanted to leave right then and there. Laito was one thing, my dust allergy though was nightmare fuel.
Hell it WAS the nightmare.
But I grit my teeth and entered the room, hoping to dart in, grab a few books and dart back out.
But as I said before, Lady Luck was not on my side today because unluckily enough for me the piano had been conveniently placed right next to the door. The moment I walked in Laito already had full view of me.
"Card-chan~ to what do I owe the pleasure~?" He practically purred his words out, sending a nasty shiver down my spine.
"Ah Laito... You never cease to repulse me..." I mutter below my breath.
Rookie mistake...
"How cruel Card-chan~" his words came from right behind my neck. I jumped forward, turning around to see that the boy was now between me and the door.
'fuc-'
"How will you ever make it up to me~?" He stepped closer.
I consider multiple possibilities, topple a bookshelf on top of him, run upstairs or let him bite me...
That last option was clearly undesirable and I wasn't quite strong enough for the first one so...
"You know what? I'll make it uo to you by finding you a book I think you'll enjoy!" I make up an excuse on the spot.
Okay maybe it wasn't the best excuse but hey, it bought me a couple seconds as I dashed up the stairs.
I heard his soft footsteps padding up the stairs.
'Alright Ace, quick, think.'
I glanced around, now realising there were two sets of stairs that led to the lower floor. Yet before I could run to the other flight of stairs, the bitch literally bodyslammed me into one of the reading tables, pinning my hands above my head onto the table.
I feel his free hand travel up my side, a horrid sensation shot through me.
"Card-chan-"
"You know for the horny one, your nickname kinda sucks." I mutter bitterly, somehow that nickname still irked me to no end.
"I mean where's the finesse, the je ne sais quoi?" I sigh.
I felt his grip loosen just a hair and a new plan springs to mind.
"Not to mention, with you being the horny one you probably have a crap ton of STIs. Don't some of them spread through blood?" I ramble, as it seems I always do. "Do you have like fang condoms or something?"
"Fang condoms...?" The guy's shoulders began to shake causing him to release his hold on me.
'oop, that set him off.'
While he was preoccupied with laughing at the sheer insanity of what I'd just said, I zoomed to the second flight of stairs, slid down the railings and got the heck out of there.
'NECK SAVED YET AGAIN-'
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•This is Real• [Diabolik Lovers × Male! OC]
FanfictionOFFICIALLY COMPLETED!! {As a child grows there are bound to be phases that they enter and then leave. With our particular main character, that was a fascination with the Diabolik Lovers Franchise. His first viewing of the anime occurred when he was...