•This is Real• [Diabolik Lovers × Male! OC]

Chapter 13: Call me Cinderella cause imma escape from them balls

Slowly I crept towards the main hall like one of the background dancers in Thriller. The soft murmurs got louder still and I finally managed to make out what they were saying.

"I require a reason as to why these half-bloods would be living with us." Reiji, and he sounded pissed. "Simple," a crackly voice rang out, as though he was speaking through 50 year old radio... Or just bad reception. "They are your brothers." The voice was stern but the layer of sweetness on top was terrifying.

'Wait a hot minute. Brothers of the Sakamakis...

MUKAMIS?'

A strange feeling of elation flooded me, like when you see some bomb-ass pizza on the dinner table.

Or when you see an adorable cat walks up to you,

or when you revisit an old anime you loved a lot in the past.

Wait...

"BULLSHIT! *bang*" Ah, the ever so subtle Tsunbaru...

I must have missed out on some of their conversation cause they seemed to have changed topics onto me. "Simple, you shall all move in together. You are not to harm or notify anyone of your...situation." I could hear a confused silence from the Mukamis but this was no news to the Saki-bois. "Hmm~ one issue though~" Laito mused. "I think Card-chan knows~" What?

Next thing I know, i'm in the middle of the main room, arm held up by the wrist courtesy of Kanato. 'Traitorous asshole.'

"Um...hi?" I grin before I locked eyes with Kou.

Kou.

GODDAMN MINDREADER!

QUICK

BEFORE HE USES THAT DAMN EYE

THINK OF SOMETHING-

'reindeer are better than people'

Well let's just say Kou didn't bother muffling his confused laughter.

Well at least it worked.

"What's up..?" I chuckled nervously, suddenly remembering the 10 mosquitoes I was here with. "How y'all doing...?"

Another confused look passed Kou's face as the lady from the meme clasped her hands nervously. Curse me and my selective meme-ory.

"Well-! Don't mind me, I'm just gonna-" I tried to shuffle away but an icy grip clasped around my wrist.

'goddamn soup loving bookworm'

"Just where do you think you are going Livestock?" He glared and gripped tighter. Seems he didn't like me throwing a monkey wrench into whatever plans he had of infiltrating this house.

'Goddamn Reiji wannabe motherfu-'

Kou coughed.

"C'mon Ruki," he softly guided Ruki's grip away in exchange with his, "no need to be so harsh~" He let go of my hand and gave me a long thoughtful stare before winking at me, as if to replace his perfect idol mask.

"That's enough boys." The voice cracked once again. It was then I caught sight of the hologram of Karlheinz bust floating above the table. Only the bust seemed to be extending and the crackly voice was becoming clearer.

Well, through some vampire gobledigook, there he was. Vampire King in the flesh. In all his pimpy, incest-y glory.

"Well I can't say I wasn't expecting this. None of you are very subtle." And, almost comedically, we both flick our eyes to Subaru for a split second.

*crack*

Oops, I think he noticed.

"Stay still Mr Ace, this will only take a second-" before I could even step away from the hand he brought up to my forehead, his arm was grabbed by-

Ayato...?

"Don't touch him, he belongs to Oresama."

What.

"Just leave him alone..." Croaked a groggy voice as the blonde opened one icy blue eye. Yet under his uncaring tone, I can't help but feel something warm...

What kinda cliche, lovesick little girl am I?

Then a vase flew right to and crashed behind where Karlheinz's head had been. The cause being, surprise surprise, Subaru. The albino glared daggers at his father.

"I'll kill you..." Kanato mubled softly, his grip on teddy unsettlingly tight. Poor bear.

"Don't ruin my fun~" creepo-mccreepy-fedora-neckbeard hoe grinned.

'what is this, a harem?'

"Father," Reiji spoke. Damn, Reiji, sorry for ever calling you an uptight asshole. "It seems it would be best to leave him intact." The six of them were positioned almost like a barrier between me and Karl and honestly...

I remember how the game got me bi to begin with.

Like damn,

daz hawt.

"Oh goodness no, I had no intention of harming him." Karl chuckled. "I merely thought he would prefer to lose all memory of you boys."

A sense of relief filled my stomach but somehow the boys seemed even more tense.

"But, if all of you insist."

Then he appeared before me, a purple letter now in his hand.

"I cordially invite you to the Ball I will be hosting this weekend," he smiled, eyes glinting. "I expect all of you to be there as well." He flashed his fangs at the 10 before disappearing in a blink.

"OH HEEELLLL NO! I'M NOT ATTENDING NO UNDERWORLD CREEP FEST!"