A/N: Hello peoples how ru guys? I finally got around to a rather long update so yay! Also, there's a part in this chapter when Venom is in an elevator, and that's when you can start playing the video above from 30 seconds in.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴘᴏᴠ:
ᴍʏ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʏ! ᴀʜʜʜᴇᴀʜɢꜰʜꜱ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʏ ɪꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴅɪᴇ! ɪ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ- ᴡᴀɪᴛ. ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ᴄᴠꜱ! ɪ ꜱᴛᴀꜱʜ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʏ ᴘɪᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏᴘ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ. ɪ Qᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ʙᴜʏ ᴜᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴇʙʀᴇᴢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ ɪᴛᴇᴍꜱ. ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ɪ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴋɪᴛᴛʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴘᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴜɴɪʏ'ꜱ ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴꜱ?! ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱQᴜɪꜱʜʏ- ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇʀᴊʜᴇꜱʙꜰᴊʜ!!!!!!!!
ɪ ʀᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟʟᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ, ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴ ɢᴏᴅꜱ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙʟᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘᴜᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ. ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ?! ɪ ꜱᴄᴏᴏᴘ ʜɪᴍ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴍꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴋɪᴘ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. ᴏɴᴄᴇ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘᴇᴛᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴇᴅ, ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏꜱᴇʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴ, ɪ ɢʀᴀʙ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ꜰᴇʙʀᴇᴢᴇ ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴘʀᴀʏ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍꜱ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ. ᴀᴋᴀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ, ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ʀᴏᴏᴍ, ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪᴛᴄʜᴇɴ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏʟᴅ ᴅɪɴɢʟʏ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ɪꜱ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ɪ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ 36 ᴄᴀɴꜱ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴇʙʀᴇᴢᴇ. ɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛᴍᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴍᴇʟʟꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴘ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀʏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴜᴍᴇ. ɴᴇxᴛ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʙᴜꜱɪɴᴇꜱꜱ: ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ.
[Time skip from Deadpool the Doctor while he attempts to help Peter. Spoiler Alert: Peter lives]
"ᴘɪɴᴋ ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴꜱ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡꜱꜱꜱꜱꜱꜱ" ɪ ꜱɪɴɢ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴄᴏᴏᴋ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜰᴀꜱᴛ. "ᴘɪɴᴋ ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰʏ ᴜɴɪᴄᴏʀɴꜱ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴏɴ," ɪ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ, ɪɴʜᴀʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴇᴘʟʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʙᴇʟᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴏɴ ᴀɴ ᴏᴘʀᴀ-ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ. "ʀᴀɪɴʙᴏᴡʜꜱ!" ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀᴍ ɪ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀꜱ?
DEADPOOL I TOLD YOU NOT TO ADDRESS THE READERS DIRECTLY!
ᴇᴀᴋ! ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ɪᴛᴛᴛᴛ! ᴡᴀɪᴛ- ʜᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴄᴛ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ ᴏꜰꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ? ʜᴇʏ!
NO- NO GUYS HELP ME! DP HAS ME, HE KIDNAPPED ME- HELPHSWH-
ᴀʜʜ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ! *ᴡɪᴘᴇꜱ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴏɴ ᴘᴀɴᴛꜱ* ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ! ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴀʟʟ ᴛɪᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ɴᴏᴡ... ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ɪ? ᴏʜ ʏᴇꜱ! ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴀɴᴄᴀᴋᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴇᴛᴇʏ ᴘɪᴇ ᴡᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴜᴘ!
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🕸Spidey Son
Fanfiction-edit- I started writing this back in 2020, and so the beginning is a bit... um, meh. But it gets better I promise!!!!! Peter Parker has lost a lot. First his parents, then his aunt and his uncle. So he didn't expect being almost flattened to death...
