Haikyuu Oneshots

💕When Your Boyfriend Gets Drunk💕

I know this one is super different, but I was scrolling through Pinterest and found at least nine different drunk text screenshots. Here ya go.

Tetsuro Kuroo:

You were waiting for your boyfriend to show up. Dinner was made, and it was fifteen minutes past the time he said he'd be here. So, you call him.

"Hello~?"

"Tetsu, you're late. Where are you?"

"I'm on my waaay to Narniaaaa."

You sigh, remembering how he'd mentioned going out with Bokuto that night. Judging by the slur in his voice, they found alcohol.

"You're drunk, aren't you?"

"Noooo."

"Tetsu, where do you live then?"

"An oversized mushroom in smurf village."

You smile and roll your eyes.

"Who's the driver this time?"

"That wazzz Kenma. Akaashi's wasted."

Laughing at the thought of Akaashi getting drunk, you focus.

"Give Kenma the phone."

"Fiiiine."

There's a second of static.

"Y/N?"

"Hi Kenma. Where are you guys, I'll pick up my idiot."

"We're at the Sakanoshita store. Shoyo invited a few of us over. Bokuto's girlfriend is on her way too."

"Does Akaashi have a ride?"

"I'm taking him back after Kuro and Bokuto go home."

"Alright, thanks for watching them, I'm on my way."

Keiji Akaashi:

"Y/N?"

You look up from your book, making eye contact with your hungover boyfriend.

"Why is there a crack in my phone?" He asks. You laugh slightly at the memory.

"After Kenma dropped you off, you threw it out the car window."

"Why would I do that?"

You shrug with a grin.

"You turned on airplane mode and shouted 'FLY DAMN IT' at the phone."

He lowers his head onto the table with a groan.

"That's embarrassing."

"Don't worry, Bokuto was way worse than you."

Lev Haiba:

You were at a party with the Nekoma boys. You and a few others were the designated drivers, so you were sipping on water you'd brought from home. You were chatting with Kenma when your 6'4 boyfriend walked over, carrying Yaku like a baby.

"Y/N!" he said excitedly. "Y/N! Look at this adorable kitten! it's so tiny!"

"Put me down or I will break your kneecaps Lev!" Yaku shouts, trying with no success to break out of his grip. His face was bright red from embarrassment.

"Can we keep him?" Lev asked excitedly.

You raise an eyebrow at Yaku.

"Is he drunk?"