Haikyuu Oneshots

✓🖤IwaOi - His Perfect Impression Of You💙

When Iwaizumi and Oikawa got together, nobody expected them to be so affectionate.

And yet, the rest of the team was constantly subjected to kissing, pet names, and occasionally getting so playful it literally made Kunimi throw up once.

And, there was that one time Kindaichi walked into the club room to them full-on making out, but he refuses to mention that.

And so, Makki and Mattsun were making fun of the couple after practice, like usual.

"Dude, Iwa is so whipped," Makki said. "He called Oikawa 'baby cakes' earlier."

Mattsun laughed.

"That's nothing. I heard Oikawa call him 'my darling'."

The pair laughed, and Makki held up a hand.

"Yo, check this out."

He cleared his throat, and spoke.

"Oh Iwa, you're the only man for me," he said, mimicking Oikawa's voice perfectly. "I'd be so lonely without your muscled arms and your sweet kisses."

Mattsun laughed and cleared his own throat.

"No Kawa, I can't live without you," he said, sounding exactly like Iwa. "Your flat ass is everything I've dreamed of."

The two start laughing again.

"Yo dude, let's mess with them," Makki says. "I'm legit so sick of the PDA. Lets get a little drama going."

"I'm down, what are you thinking?"

Makki explains his idea, and Mattsun agrees. Mattsun goes first, pulling out his phone and calling Oikawa, who answers quickly.

"Mattsun, hey," he answers. "What's up?"

"It's not Mattsun," Mattsun answers, mimicking Iwaizumi perfectly.

"Iwa? Why are you calling from Mattsun's phone?"

"That isn't important, listen. I want to break up."

There's a moment of silence.

"...W-what?"

"It's over Toru. I was never interested in you to begin with."

"W-Wait, but you said-"

"You were just a way to pass the time. Don't talk to me again."

Mattsun hung up and the two snickered.

"Okay okay, my turn," Makki said. He called up Iwaizumi, who took a second to answer.

"Makki?"

"Iwa how could you!"

Mattsun had a hard time not laughing; Makki had Oikawa's whiny tone down perfectly.

"Wha- Kawa? Hey, what's wrong?"

"Don't act like you don't know! I know you've been seeing that girl from our science class!"

"Who, Akio? Toru, I'm not-"

"Someone sent me the pictures Iwa! I thought you were better than this!"

"Toru, please, I swear I'm not-"

"I don't want to hear it! We're over! Don't ever talk to me again!"

"Toru, I-"

Makki hung up, and the two just stared at each other.

"Y'know dude, I kinda feel bad," Makki said. "They sounded pretty upset."

"Don't worry," Mattsun said. "You know those two. They'll talk it over and be fine by school on Monday."