Terrible Twos

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by jadesricecrispecake

by jadesricecrispecake

Hi, I'm Evan Jamie William Oxlade-Chamberlain, I'm 2½ years old and I have a twin brother named Edward James Westley Oxlade-Chamberlain who's 2 hours older. My parents are Perrie Louise Edwards and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

(It ain't bad if I didn't actually know the definition of terrible twos, is it?)

Perrie's POV: Everyday after my husband leaves for work, I get stuck with my twin boys and aren't they a handful and a half? Example this morning, I gave then their weatabix and 10 seconds later it's on the floor.

"Boys, mama has a headache and you making it worse every second with how loud you are!" I complain, but will that do anything? Probably not! It all goes quiet and then one of them starts crying. I walk into the room and see Evan on the floor holding head in pain, I bend down and ask the younger boy "What happened, sweetheart?" He points at Eddie and therefore I turn to the other son of mine and ask "What did you do, Edward?"
" 'Ove 'im into 'able!" Edward replies, grinning cheekily.
"You shouldn't be smiling about that, you hurt your little brother." I lecture him but he begins giggling as if I'm happy with him. "Young man, I want you to apologise to your brother"
"No, I don't wanna! He poo poo pants!" Edward comments, giggling.
"That's it, you're lucky that daddy's not home. Go stand in the corner!" I raise my voice slightly. All he does is shake his head and yell "NU-UH!" Lord, give me strength.

"Daddy's home!" The booming sound of Alex's voice sounds throughout the house.
"Honey, can you come sort out Edward? He is being a bit of a pain in the backside right now" I ask my hubby as he walks into the room, I can just read the fuming look presented on Alex's face.
"So, what did you do? Or do I ask mammy to tell me?" Alex asks our eldest boy who grimaces.
"I 'urt Evan head" Edward replies, looking downwards. Alex has always been more strict with his parenting whilst normally I'm quite calm.
"You know what that means?" Alex asks, rhetorically before pointing to the corner.