MORIARTTI : Jujutsu Kaisen x Bungo Stray Dogs

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❛❛ 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘺. 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘸. ❞

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"Whoa-whoa, yeah, you can't do a double suicide alone~! Ru-ru-ru-ru~! You can't do a double suicide alone~!" I sang while happily skipping my feet at the rusty hallway of this abandoned school building and holding a piece of paper in my hands, "But you can do it with two people~! Double suicide, double suicide, double suicide~!"

After we completed our easy-peasy mission that Mr. Puppet Master — Masamichi Yaga Sensei — gave to us as a somewhat welcoming gift from our little fun school break, I luckily managed to wiggle my way and escaped from their tight sight and grasp before any of my three adorable and precious jujutsu sorcerers in training could even noticed my disappearance . . . especially Sato-kun.

A meaningful smirk creeps out of my lips when I suddenly remember a pretty interesting conversation between the four us, just a couple weeks ago, and his stupid reaction with my answers that was worth a long strand of my camera film.

"Ah~! Seriously, that blue-eyed weasel." Using my fingers, I slowly brush up some strands of my brown hair that is blocking my left vision that was free from bandages. "Someday, he's surely going to be a big itchy torn in my ass."

START OF FLASHBACK

And to spice up the moment...

As I coldly stare my uncovered eye at them and cautiously observing their possible next reaction. "But how about me?" I then slowly point out myself to add more tension with our surrounding and somehow gradually loose their focus, "I kind of expected that your adorable investigation on my sweet little old background didn't go to waste, right?" so that I can easily read their expression.

When they didn't immediately answer my question again, specifically Gojo and his active yet uncooperative mouth, an unnoticeable soft smile makes way on my lips when I finally confirm my almost a month suspicion with them.

Truthfully speaking, I'm not angry or something god knows what for what they did behind my back. I know it's weird, but . . . all credits to that careless sweet maniac, Gojo Satoru, who is also the reason why this interesting news reach my ears after he hired a sloppy information dealer to satisfy his curiosity. I also think that was a normal reaction when I already predict that they will do this such thing sooner or later. 

However, in contrast...

"The game is still on-going..." 

I'm quite impressed. So they really did it, huh. They spend some of their precious time and energy to just investigate me? I'm  touched.

I crouch down first to level them, "And your generous banker here, Osawa Dazai, is patiently waiting for your answers~!" I singly said as I turned back my personality into ones that they are familiar with.