MORIARTTI : Jujutsu Kaisen x Bungo Stray Dogs

ＣＨＡＰＴＥＲ ０６.１

ＳＩＤＥ ＳＴＯＲＹ ０６.１
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Somewhere outside the Jujutsu High, a figure of a woman can be seen sitting in the grassy ground, at the secluded part of the public park where she chose to spend her time and enjoy the small red book in her hand, as she also let the cold yet gentle wind of the cloudy morning dance with the flocks of her long, wavy, brown hair and dark straps and sleeve of her long trench coat that she simply put on her shoulder.

No one can't nearly deny that the scene was truly look ethereal and somehow calming for anyone's heart, especially when the birds from before starts to sing their hymns again, as the smell of fresh breeze coming from the plants and trees surrounding the place hit her nose.

Sadly, those decorative words are completely nothing when will compare to what she's truly feeling inside, especially her pitiful bum.

"That book again?" asked by the new figure coming at her direction. "Are you still not finished reading that thing, Dazai?"

"I did, hundredth times, if I'm not mistaken?"

"Then why bother to read the same thing again?"

"Well..." Dazai then face her friend that is now sitting beside her, "a good book is always a good book no matter how many times you've read it, Shoko-chan."

Shoko simply stare at her for a second, before she lazily shift her gaze at the book that Dazai's reading to confirm if it's really the same thing that she saw a couple of times every time they have an available time to do mostly nothing, like when there are no mission or Yaga-sensei is late or gone to assist their class.

完全自殺マニュアル
Kanzen Jisatsu Manyuaru
The Complete Manual of Suicide

"Yah~! Kind of disappointed too that I'm almost done doing half of the suicidal method in this beautiful masterpiece yet I'm still alive," Dazai dramatically commented before she could even say anything regarding to it.

Well, she really didn't need too when the brunette already know what's on her, and everyone's mind, after they see her reading that book.

"So..." her goofy expression immediately changed into a serious one, as she slowly closed the book, and look at her eye to eye, "do you have it?"

Shoko sighed before she take out something inside the pocket of her skirt. "Seriously, you make me come in here just to give you this?" She then lend it to her with a clear disbelief in her always relaxed expression. "And are you sure you don't want to go to doctor?"

"I already did~! She even gave me a free treatment because she feel awful for me." Dazai then unwrap its packaging to see if she buy the right product. "But my Yosano-sensei doesn't have an available pain reliever like this in her supply that's why I asked you to find it for me~!"

"Yeah, in exchange of a sake," Shoko then lend her hand to her. "Where is it or I'll take that cream for your anal fissure."

When Dazai successfully eliminate that large and pretty pointy Sukuna's finger at her system, after she intentionally swallowed it in belief that she will die afterwards, the poor brunette didn't expect that her first tear of seemingly sacred flesh in the lower region of any women's body will be in her rectum.

Still, for whatever reason, her esophagus down to her colon was miraculously didn't received any tear nor damaged thanks to its hard pointy nails.

But when it comes to the final stage, where the poor cursed object can finally see light after its hellish journey inside her body, it what looks like take a painful revenge and made a long cut in the tissue of her rectum before completely coming out.

At first few hours, she decided to ignore it and clean whatever blood is coming out of her orifice while trying to keep everything normal from the outside.

However, when the pain became imaginable for her to hide from anyone, she quickly escaped in middle of the night to go to the Armed Detective Agency and find their doctor, Akiko Yosano, to asked for help that Yosano didn't think twice to lend after she saw the fresh blood dripping down on her bandaged legs.

The procedure just done in a less than half of an hour, but Dazai decided to spend the rest of her night in the clinic part of the building to take a short rest until the anesthetic finally wear off.

After Dazai gave the small but pretty expensive bottle of alcohol to Shoko, no one dares to say a word between them again as both parties enjoy the peacefulness in the quietness.

Unfortunately, this harmony didn't last for long when Dazai noticed a large rolled bundle of dried and fermented tobacco leaves on Shoko's mouth as she tried to light it up using a golden lighter with silver rose line pattern.

"I know you also instructed me to not to tell this thing about anyone but..." a playful smirk slowly makes its way on Shoko lips before she face her friend, "but you didn't say that I shouldn't take any form of bribe from someone so I spill some of your anal cream beans to Satoru in exchange of this cigar."

Before Dazai could even move and run, a clear childish voice of a man suddenly came from their above which makes both of them look at the sky.

"Osa-chan~! Are you okay~? Did you finished taking your meds~? I heard from Shoko-chan that you injured your poor poopy hole~!" Gojo tauntingly shouted at their direction while riding with Geto using his cursed spirit. "Is your poopy hole still not okay~? Was the medicine not effective~? Can't you still not poop because of it~?"

"Hey, Gojo I think you shou—"

"Do you want our Geto here to help you put some cream~?"

Geto immediately smacked him in the head while blushing profusely and unconsciously spitting some profanities in attempt to change his dirty thoughts about helping Dazai just like what he intended to suggest.

While the three is still occupied with their respective businesses, Geto and Gojo with their usual exchanging of insults towards each other and Shoko that is silently enjoying watching the two in her spot and smoking her cigar, Dazai didn't wait for the cursed which the two are riding to land in the ground as she quickly used that chance to escaped with her pride despite the stinging pain in her butt. 

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