MORIARTTI : Jujutsu Kaisen x Bungo Stray Dogs

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"I got someone pregnant."

I immediately spit the water inside my mouth, while Odasaku unconsciously let go the chopsticks he was holding, as we both stared bafflingly at Toji-sensei's direction.

"What~?" Using my bandaged left arm, I quickly wiped off the rest of the liquid beside my lips. "So you knocked some random woman and now you're hoping for a child support on us? Is that it?" I casually asked before I felt a hard smack at the top of my head.

"Dazai, you're being disrespectful..." Odasaku said after he hit me. "Are you done eating?"

I simply nodded my head while caressing the place where he hit me with a sulky pout in my face.

"Then can you go in the other room for a while?"

"Huh?"

Odasaku scratch the back of his head first, "Well, I think this conversation is only for adults so..."

"A-Adults . . . bu-but . . . but I'm already an adult right?" I asked while making a puppy face. "Please, Odasaku~!"

Before my magic could even work on him, I suddenly felt a harsh tag in the collar of my uniform before I get lifted on the pillow where my ass is sitting before.

"Try your luck next time, maybe in following five more years or so, but for now..." Toji-sensei lazily said before he walk towards the door and throw me outside like a bag of garbage, "go, and play with your same age until we're done talking."

"Huh? Play what?" I then look up at the dark sky where thousands of glittering stars could now be seen. "Are you crazy? And who do you think will be my playmate in this hour, hah!"

He mockingly smirk at me first before he closed the door and said his final words that makes every single fiber on my body furious.

"And that's your childish problem . . . kid."

This bastard, he's really having fun emphasizing that word adult and kid at my face.

"Stupid Sensei..." I mumbled to myself before I get up and dust off some dirt that sticks in my ass. "As if his the one who's fixing his damn mess."

Without any choice left for my pride to not get hurt, I bitterly go at the back of sensei household and take my unlicensed scooter to get some air by having a midnight road trip while trying to avoid any police that may arrest me for violating the curfew.

So, back to the main in the problem, who in the world did my stupid sensei carelessly knocked out?

If I assess what information I have right now...

First of all, I'm confident that he is not a type of person that enjoys going in this brothel houses and fucked some random woman, or maybe man? To satisfy his sexual needs. I didn't even know that he has that kind of needs even though its a normal thing to desire and experience.

Second, I'm also sure that he have a high alcohol tolerance and incredible self-control to even caused an accident like that without using a condom.

Lastly, if it's not sexual frustration or drunk accident, I'm hundred or even thousand percent sure that he is not completely interested to engage in any kind of romantic connection to anyone, even to an animal. And, if that thing really happen...

A disgusting feeling, that makes every single hair in my body freeze, suddenly overflows in my system by just imagining that his blushing or squealing about something regarding to love.

I sighed while continuing to ride and drive towards somewhere I didn't even fucking know whether to comeback or just go straight to Mori's office in the Port Mafia where he served as their president personal doctor. If remember correctly, I think he asked me if we can talk about this important something in person. Its not like I don't care about what is it or whatsoever, but...

I quickly shake my head in attempt to brush off that odd feeling in my mind.

Jeez! Just thinking about his mess makes me wonder up into the fourth dimension. Most specifically when he never even bring, nor ever been close, to any woman, except me of course, to the point of getting them pregna—

I almost lost control with my scooter when an image of a woman suddenly pop out in my mind.

No way . . . is she . . . is it her?

I quickly turn left and drive my scooter much faster towards a specific direction to confirm my conclusion.

After a half and an hour travel in the road, I quickly park my scooter in the space at the front of a small yet very known old store in this peaceful small village just a kilometer away from the ocean.

"Great~! I know she's open especially in this hour?" I playfully commented while walking towards the store.

With a mischievous smile in my lips, I silently enter the shop and straightly go to the counter where a familiar feminine figure with short black hair is standing and arranging something on the other side.

"One Takoyaki, please~!" I said before sitting on one of the stools in front of the counter. "And also put it in Toji-san's tab!"

"Toji, huh." She gently wiped her wet hands in the white apron she was wearing first before looking at me. "What are you doing here alone, Osa-chan? Isn't it a little bit late for you to be in here?"

"Hm~? I know right~! But my bully sensei kicked me out." I then make my cheeks puff out while waving my hands in the air and acting angry. "He is such a meanie, (y/n)-san~! Please adopt me~!"

This makes (y/n) giggles before serving me a hot takoyaki. "Really? That happened?"

"Yes! He grab me in the collar!" I then point out my crumpled collar. "See! Are you seeing the evidence? Then threw me outside like a piece of garbage! Odasaku didn't even do something about it! Both meanie adults!"

(y/n) happily giggle again. "Yes, they are really mean, Osa-chan." She place a plate of takoyaki in my front before giving me a warm smile that didn't failed to touched my heart. "So this will be just my treat, okay? I hope this somehow comfort your heart."

I quickly nodded while happily grinning at her.

When she is about to move out her hand away from me, I quickly grab her on the wrist and gently place her hand in my cheeks as my eyes is carefully scanning her physical condition while also secretly checking if there is an abnormality in her pulse rate.

"Hm~? Is there something wrong, Osa-chan?" (y/n) softly asked before she willingly touched my cheeks and soothingly rub my skin using her thumb.

No signs of heavy sweating, muscle strain, and noticeable changes in her complexion.

But her pulse rate...

"You know that you can always talk to me if you have any prob—"

"Well, there really is, if its fine."

"Of course! Wha-What is it? Maybe I can also help you?"

I keep my silence for a moment while my dark brown eyes is staring directly at her sweet light (f/c) ones.

Well, it's not like I'm planning to confront her like this but...

"I'm just wondering..."

But nevermind~! Especially when the answer is already in my palm.

"Are you are pregnant, (y/n)-san?"

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