Alex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls, Disney Channel, and Disney XD have the rights to the show, and you have the right to you, I only own anything that happens that isn't cannon to the original cannon.
This is a Dipper x reader that follows...
Thanks to Wompers I knew who to set Robbie up with and after getting both their numbers I text both of them to come to the diner, Robbie had shown up first so we were just waiting for Tambry. "Love is about to happen Lazy Susan. Watch and learn," I tell Lazy Susan after she passes me my milkshake and Tambry walks in, soon scoffing when she sees Robbie. "Ugh, Robbie? You're my secret admirer?" She asks and he asks in shock "Tambry?! Ugh, this is just what I get for trusting a toddler. Listen I don't think this is gonna work out. Dating someone you already know? That's kind of like admitting defeat."
"Um, way to assume I'm even interested," Tambry says rolling her eyes as she sits down. "Tambry let's be real. If I wanted to date you I would've done it already, I'm just a little out of your league," He proves this to be the other way around as he licks mustard of his sleeve. Out comes Tambry's phone. "Status update: On blind date with sociopath." "Oh sure, bring out the phone, classic Tambers. Hey, can I get some chili fries? To go," The two argue before glaring at each other and I stare at them confused.
"What? How is this possible?! I'm supposed to be the best matchmaker ever..." Suddenly there's a commotion when that Indie singer Love God storms into the building shouting "WOOO! WHO'S READY TO FALL IN LOVE TONIGHT?!" People start cheering for him as he turns on the jukebox and I watch in amazement as he starts matchmaking people with just a flick of his finger.
Woah...How'd he do that?! I must know how this works! I go up to him and introduce myself. "Hi, Love God? Mabel here, big fan. Can I just say that was some of the finest matchmakings I've ever seen. Can you please, please, please tell me your secret?" "Well between you and me, let's just say my name's not exactly a coincidence," He whispers to me after licking his fingers and pointing at his wings which lightly flap. "Oh my Love God, are you an actual love god?" I ask in amazement and he smirks. "Call me a cherim. The internet pretty much does my job for me nowadays so I've taken some time off to focus on my rock career. Boom, cassette. Boom, for you."
He hands me a sweaty cassette tape and I quickly toss it in the trash. "That's great...So anyway can you make anything fall in love? Like that snake and that badger?" I ask, pointing out the window at a snake and a badger fighting. Love God squints at the two creatures, rubbing his chin. "Hmm, aw gee I dunno, that might be kinda hard to KABOOM! Match made!" He snaps at the two and sparks go flying as we watch the two make up and head together into the forest.
"They're gonna make a snadger!" I squeal when an idea comes to mind. That's how I get Robbie and Tambry together! I'll just use whatever or do whatever Love God did to get those two together. "How are you doing that?" "Love potion yo. I got it all, Summer love, young love, anti-love. Just gotta put a little on your fingers and POW!"
He says, showing each vial, dipping his finger in one, and demonstrates. "I need that potion! How much would that cost and would you accept squirrels as payment?" I immediately ask him, grabbing a squirrel and shoving it in his face. "Woah, no way. You might think you know what's best for people but this stuff can have major social consequences. That's why it can only be used by a serious expert," He tells me before a fangirl runs up and asks for him to sign her face. While he was distracted, I slip the bottle out of his rope belt and put the squirrel in its place.
Author: Here's some lovely Gravity Falls fanart by Krixiiko
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