Summer with the Pine Twins: Summer's Coming to an End

Weirdmageddon: Part 1

Dipper's p.o.v.

"Oh, it's happening! It's finally, finally happening! Physical form? Don't mind if I DO! Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three-dimensional, five sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill but you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends: 8-Ball, Crptyos, the being whose name must never be said! Oh, what the heck it's Zanthar! And of course, there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire, and these guys. This is our town now, boys!"

Bill introduces himself and his friends who fall from the tear in the sky before the chaos began. "It's time to do a little redecorating, I could use a castle of mine, and how about some bubbles of pure madness! This party never stops, time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside down and I reign supreme! Welcome one and all to Weirdmaggedon!" He once again announces a pyramid shape castle appearing in the sky as things get weird.

"So this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a cookoo," Ford comments when suddenly all the animals in the forest start darting out from the trees in panic. "The rift is shattered and Bill's world is spilling into ours and every minute his powers grow stronger," Grace says and my thoughts instantly turn to (y/n) and Mabel. "The rift must've cracked inside her backpack, the girls must be in danger! I have to go find them!" I say, darting into the woods and pulling out the walkie-talkie. "Mabel! Come in Mabel! Mabel!" I shout in it with no answer when I'm picked up off the ground. "Dipper! Listen to me, we can find the girls soon but first, we have to stop Bill. If we can blast him back through the rift he came out of we just might be able to stop him before his weirdness spreads across the entire globe." 

"Are you sure defeating Bill is even possible?" I ask and Ford gets on my level. "No, I'm not sure but being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible." "I know how you feel Dipper I would love nothing more than to dart into those woods looking for Mabel and (y/n), I'd hate myself if we lost them to Bill again...But we'll be of no help to them if Bill gets to us first. Will you follow us?"

"To the ends of the Earth." "Good because that's where we're heading. We also might wanna step inside," Grace tells me before eyeing the large weirdness wave approaching us and we rush back into the shack.

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

I was hanging up signs for the Mystery Shack everywhere, I needed to earn as much money as I could this week before I would be forced to shut it down. Suddenly I feel my fez being pulled and turned around to see that annoying goat eating it. "That's it goat! It's time I threw you off this property for good!" He then grows larger than the trees themselves and I gulp. "On second thought I'm gonna run like a coward now," I race back to the shack to take refuge.

Dipper's p.o.v.

Great Uncle Ford, Grace, and I sneak into the chapel behind Bill who was chatting with his friends. Quietly I open the window as Ford opens up a large case he brought. "Ah, my quantum de-stabilizer. I've been waiting a long time to use this. We're only gonna have one chance to take this shot," Ford explains, setting up the large gun and aiming it at Bill. "Steady...Steady...And..."