Summer with the Pine Twins: Summer's Coming to an End

Weirdmageddon: Part 2

Dipper's p.o.v.

"Hehehehe! I'm alive now!" The bell behind us rings as it says that after a weirdness wave which started Ford, causing him to miss the shot and only hit Bill's top hat. "No!" We shout as we watch him heal the whole before turning to face us. "Well, well, well, and here I thought today couldn't get any BETTER!" He shoots a laser at us and I'm tackled to the ground by Grace and Ford as the top half of the chapel exploded. After the smoke cleared I see Ford and Grace trapped under some rubble. "Great Uncle Ford! Grace!" 

"Dipper! Take our journals! There's one other way to defeat Bill it's-" Grace starts to tell me, shoving the bag filled with the journals toward me when Bill's shadow comes overhead and I was told to run.

Grace's p.o.v.

"Good ol' IQ and Sixer. I've been waiting an ë̷̡̻̯́̿̀t̵̙͕̆̚̚͠e̵̙͇̙̘̽̀͑̋ͅr̵̙̦̮͊̏͂͝n̷̞̊̌i̶̡̗͐͛͗͝ͅt̴̛̖̗̀̇̀̂y̸̤̓͒̊̃͠ (eternity) to have a chat face to face," He says soon using his powers to lift us up and shows us to his friends. "Everyone this Armeggedon wouldn't be possible without help from our friend here, give them a six-fingered hand! These braniacs built the portal in the first place. Aw, don't look so sour you two. It's not too late to join me, with that extra finger and you loving this six-fingered man, you both would fit right in with my freaks," He offers us and we give each other a look over utter disbelief before Ford shouts "We'll die before we join you! We know your weakness Bill!" 

"Oh yeah? And I know a riddle, why did the old man do this?" He lifts his hands up as if he had claws, confusing Ford as he does the same asking "This?" To my horror, he's zapped and turned into a golden statue and I cry out his name, tears pricking my eyes as Bill uses him as a back scratcher and he and his friends laugh. "Even if you turn us into statues that still doesn't change the fact that you have a weakness Bill and it will be used against you!" I shout and he rolls his eye. "Too bad you two are the only ones who know," He then zaps me and I turn into a golden statue as well.

Dipper's p.o.v.

I gasp as I watch Bill and his friends laugh at the two, I had seen the entire thing, rage soon taking over as I get on a platform and scream at him. "That's enough! Hand over my Uncle and Grace! Or else!" "Now isn't this Ī̸̲͊̆͝N̴̹̝̤̺͗̓T̵̟͉̂̏Ë̴̜̥͈R̸͖͉̰͑͠S̸̬͇̭̑̆Ĕ̷͚̼͍͝S̸̨͍̝͆̈ͅT̶̬͉̑̈Ȉ̷̤̖̈́Ǹ̸͇̗̥́͑͛G̷̳͕̚. (INTERESTING) My old puppet is back for an encore, you think you can stop me? Go ahead Pinetree show me what you got," Bill challenges me so I start flipping through the journal but nothing appeared to be a solution. Man, I wish (y/n) and Mabel was here. "Do it, kid! Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now, what do you got Pinetree? Everyone's waiting, do it!"

He continues to egg me on, having enough of him I yell out his name as I throw my fist toward his eye. He shields his eye which causes me to fly back and slam into the trunk of a tree. His friends laugh while I reach out for the journals when Bill uses his power to grab them telling me "That's right, don't be a hero kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world," He waves Ford and Grace around before setting fire to the journals.

"No! The journals!" "Not much of a threat now, are you?" He mocks me before turning toward his friends. "Now can anyone remind me why we came here?" "To get weird!" "That's right! VIP party at the Fearamid. Oh and 8-ball, Teeth, you've earned a treat, have the kid for a snack." "Huh?" I ask, fear consuming me as I look at the terrifying creatures who were going to eat me while Bill and his other friends took off. "So you wanna eat him or something?" "Oh definitely let's eat him!" 8-Ball and Teeth discussed before eyeing me hungrily and I quickly take off into the woods screaming.

It had been three days since Weirdmaggedon started, I had somehow managed to lose 8-Ball and Teeth and the woods and eventually made it back into town where I had slowly been making my way back to the Mystery Shack while looking for Mabel and (y/n). Quickly I hop over a fence to avoid the gaze of a flying eyeball that once spotted you were turned to stone. Once it flew away I pulled out the walkie-talkie and tried again to reach my girls.

"Mabel, (y/n) it's me. So far I've eluded capture but I haven't been able to find you two or Stan anywhere, I don't know if you can hear me or even if the two of you are together but wherever you are, whatever happens, I'm going to find the both of you," I hear a shriek and look up to see a pterodactyl ripping the A off the Gravity Malls sign. "The mall! Maybe they're hiding in there!" I whisper to myself before ducking behind some trash cans as a face with an arm sticking out of the top of its head came dragging around the corner. I wait for him to drag farther away before booking it toward the mall, only to slam into the doors, they were stuck! "Hey! Hey, you! Hey, I wanna talk to you. I wanna talk to you about going inside my mouth, I think you wanna get in here. I'm talking to you man!" The head tells me as he starts dragging over to me. I bang and pry at the doors till they opened just enough for me to squeeze through and evade his has hand as I venture deeper into the mall.