Summer with the Pine Twins: Summer's Coming to an End

Weirdmageddon: Part 5

Dipper's p.o.v.

"My ol' pal Bill figured you might try to rescue Mabel so he appointed me: Master of these wastelands and keeper of the bubble! My sweet precious Mabel is trapped inside and I have the only key! Wrapped around my- well I couldn't call it a neck exactly like right around this pocket of fat under my head," Gideon says dangling the key to the bubble around. "Gideon you have no right to keep her in there!"

I shout at him and he gives me a smirk. "Bill explained it to me nice and simple, she was always destined to be mine and now that I have her in a cage she'll learn to love me, I have an eternity to wait," I glare daggers at him and the way he talked about Mabel before he snapped and we were picked up by one of his goons. "This isn't gonna work Gideon," Wendy claims and he scoffs out "Oh? And why is that?" "Because after I break ghost eye's arm and steal that key from your neck I'm gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestoned slipper," Gideon and his goons laugh at Wendy's threat. "And what makes you think you can do all that?" "Cuz I'm a flippin' Coidoroy!" She shouts flipping over the arm holding her and breaks it, causing him to let me go and she charges at Gideon.

Once ripping the key away from Gideon, Wendy instructs the goons to get back using Gideon as leverage. "You'll never get away with this you hear me?!" "Guess what? We already did!" She shouts kicking him into the goons before sliding into a car and I follow in telling her "Wendy, you're the coolest person I know." "I know dude, tell me about it later," We take off toward Mabel's bubble, Gideon and his goons driving after us.

"Ok, all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen, unlock the bubble, save Mabel, find and save (y/n), save the world," We drive over a mailbox and I ask "Quick question: Did you ever get your driver's license?" "Definitely not. Arm!" The huge arm from the face that was trying to eat me earlier swings in front of us and Wendy swerves out of the way when over the hills I could just barely see a bunch of weirdness bubbles. "Watch it! Go around that bubble field!" "No way around, hold on! We're going through!" "What's even in there?!" We drive through one and suddenly we had bird heads.

"For some reason, I really want worms right now," I tell Wendy who tells me "Eat worms! Fly South! Nest!" We drive out of the bubble and I cough out some feathers. "That was horrible!" "Here comes another one dude brace yourself!" We drive through three more which turned us into anime characters, meats piled together, and turned us into I don't even know (them as non-cartoons).