Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.
"Uh is this normal?" I ask and Dipper nervously asks him "Have you come to send us on the quest of a lifetime because we're the smartest players you've ever met?" "You are the smartest players I've ever met! That's why I'm going to eat your brains to gain your intelligence, it's what I do."
(y/n) and Dipper let out a panicked "What?!" As Probabiltior commands them to be seized. That's when Grace and Ford both pull out a gun. "Your math is no match for our guns you idiot," Ford challenges when a math ray was shot, taking us all down and we watch as Dipper, Grace, Ford, and (y/n) were taken deep into the forest. "Now to the forest for the ultimate game!" "So...The room's free now who wants to watch Duck-Tective?" Grenda asks and Mabel and I stare at her.
"That crazy wizard is going to eat our brother's and their girlfriend's brains! We have to stop them!" Mabel exclaims and I shrug. "Maybe let him get a couple of bites in Ford's brain first, even things out smartness-wise."
"Grunkle Stan!" She scolds me and I sigh. "Alright, alright, I guess if we have no other choice we'll go on an epic wizard quest. Everyone grab a weapon," I grab the bat hiding between the couch cushions on the front porch mumbling "hang on (y/n), I'm coming," I wait for the girls and they soon come out, Mabel with a rake, Grenda with the recliner chair. "We're coming for you guys! And possibly that hot elf if he's got anything to do with this," Mabel says as we charge into the forest.
Dipper's p.o.v.
Probabilitor had tied us all up to a tree, soon taking a tape measure to measure our heads. "With each brain, I eat it will increase my inchantelligence," He tells us and Ford says with grit teeth "If my hands were free I'd break every part of your face."
"The time has come, Hot Elf, ready the brain cooking pot!" We watch as the brain cooking pot starts boiling the soup that would be used to cook our brains
Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.
We had been walking through the forest for some time now, still, no sign of our family or that annoying wizard when I feel something bite me and I slap it. "We must be getting close, these fairy bites are getting more frequent," I tell them when the ogre jumps in front of us bellowing "Halt! You entelopers are trespassing on the Ancient Forest of Probabilitor the wizard! If ye wish to pass first, ye must complete seven unworldly quests each more difficult than the last-"
"No!" Grenda shouts, slamming the recliner over the ogre's head and he goes limp. "Is he dead?" Mabel asks worriedly, poking the ogre's foot with the rake, and I reassure her. "She's magic sweetie, I'm sure he's fine," I then turn to Grenda and whisper "There's no cops in the forest, we take this to our graves," She gives me a wink.
(y/n)'s p.o.v.
"What do we do? What do we do?!" I ask, trying to think of a way to escape and Ford tells me "Stop thinking (y/n) the more wrinkly it gets the more he'll want to eat it!" "But Ford he already wants to eat my brain!" I shoot back but before he could respond Probabilitor walks up. "And now a little math problem: When I subtract your brain from your skulls, add salt, and divide your family, what's the remainder?" He asks us, hitting each of us with his staff. "Your butt!" We hear Mabel shout. "What?! My butt isn't part of this particular equation!" Grunkle Stan, Grenda, and Mabel emerge from the bushes. "Drat! How did you make it past my one guard?!"
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Summer with the Pine Twins: Summer's Coming to an End
RomanceAlex Hirsch is the creator of Gravity Falls, Disney Channel, and Disney XD have the rights to the show, and you have the right to you, I only own anything that happens that isn't cannon to the original cannon. This is a Dipper x reader that follows...
