Summer with the Pine Twins: Summer's Coming to an End

Roadside Attraction: Part 5

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

"I don't know! One minute we're having the perfect date and the next minute she's growing extra legs and encasing me in webbing, women right?" "You couldn't tell she was a spider?!" I ask panic and worry coursing through me as he answers back. "I was blinded by flattery! Also this acid she spit in my face, I'm up the mountain at Widow's Peak." "Alright, we're gonna get you, stay put," Dipper instructs before we were cut off from him. "Got it-"

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

"Got it-" I start to say before being cut off by a web shooting at the walkie talkie and it flies straight into Darlene's hand. "Ah, ah, trying to escape?" She asks me, smashing the radio to bits. "You tricked me! I'm 80% certain you don't really love me at all!" I accuse her and she scoffs at me. "Ha! Men will fall for anything. You're so funny, great story, I love a man with shoulder hair," She then mocks in the voice she used on me earlier. "You...You didn't mean it about my shoulder hair?" I ask with an upset tone and she gets in my face. "Tell me Stan before I transformed who'd you think was in charge? You? With your cheesy lines and fake confidence? I'm the master pick-up artist here. Sorry, Toots this time you're getting used for your body. Which to my weird species is food. Allow me to slip into something more horrifying."

She then peels her skin back from her mouth to reveal a spider face and I let out a shriek as she walks off muttering about what beverage to have while eating me and I beg the kids to hurry up.

Mabel's p.o.v.

Candy had come back to me and Grenda almost to tears and we start comforting her. "I feel like such a fool, I should've known to guard my heart in a cage of ice," She mumbles and Grenda comforts her. "THERE, THERE! LET MY CALMING VOICE SOOTH YOU!" "It is helping," That's when my brother and (y/n) run up to us, somewhat panting. "Girls there you are!" "Oh you, what do you want?" Candy asks angrily. "I need your help." "With what? Some sick jealousy trap?" Candy high-fives Grenda and (y/n) rolls her eyes stating "No, you're the jealous one here and the one in the wrong and while I want to chew you and Mabel out for trying to hook up with my boyfriend and helping her, we've got bigger problems." "Look I'm sorry I just didn't say no from the beginning but Stan's in trouble! We can figure this out later but right now he needs us, I'll explain on the way!" They both take off and we follow after them to the peak of the mountain, passing by Old Reliable.

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

"Please I don't know if you're really up there or not but if you are please save me Paul Bunion!" I pray out loud when I hear someone call out to me. "Mr. Pines!" "Woah did that really work?" I turn to see the kids racing toward me, tearing down the webbing that was encasing me. "Quickly, before the rest of the venom sets in," I'm set free and we take off, Darlene soon chasing after us.

"The sky tram, everybody on! I have a plan," Candy instructs and we hop on, excited that we were getting away before realizing how slow this thing was. "Welcome to Trammy's! The world's slowest tree top tram ride, enjoy the cities at zero point one miles per hour." We hear the announcer as e start to panic. "Can't this thing go any faster?" "No it can't, this is trambiance," We turn to see Darlene was getting closer when we feel our car shake with a thud, all of us soon screaming when we see Darlene encase the tram with webbing. "We're doomed!" "We're all gonna die!"