Summer with the Pine Twins: Summer's Coming to an End

The Love God: Part 5

(y/n)'s p.o.v.

We get to the Woodstick festival to find that Thompson had managed to drag everyone besides Tambry and Robbie here as he told them they had to come because of how expensive the tickets were. "Ew, and have to look at that? No thanks," Wendy gags, gesturing to Robbie and Tambry walking together doing that couple side-hug walk. "Ugh, they're doing that couple hug walk. Guys, you're in public people can see you!" Dipper shouts before Mabel and I drag him inside the festival.

We sneak over to Love God's van where he comes out after being called for a sound check. "Now's our chance," Mabel whispers as we run up and she grabs the rope belt holding all the love potions. "Here we go let's see. Puppy love, Inner species love, Love of Country music. Ew. Oh! Anti-love. To reverse effects of love potion, simply spray on your victim and watch their heart die on the inside," I read the tag out loud and slip it out of the rope. "Hey! You're the one who's been stealing my stuff I am NOT loving this." "I'm sorry but I made a mistake and I have to  fix it," Mabel apologizes, explaining a little of the situation she got in. "Kid I tried to tell you this stuff is way to dangerous. On my oath as  a god I cannot let you-" We take off running and Mabel shouts another apology and he starts chasing after us. 

"Dipper catch!" Mabel throws the potion to Dipper as Love God caught up with her and Dipper ad I run on stage where The Handlebar Brothers were playing. The three brothers had tied their mustaches together when Love God shouts at them "Get those kids!" They block our path stating "Halt! We mustache you to move!" We glance at each other before pulling the tied parts of their mustaches down, knocking them out and we hop into the mosh pit before continuing to look for Robbie and Tambry.

Mabel's p.o.v.

I spot Robbie and Tambry taking a selfie at the top of a hill and I grab a spray bottle and stick the spritzing part into the bottle as I say "Just one clean shot to the back of their head and everything's fixed," We skid to a stop when Love God lands right in front of us. "Sorry kids but you've left me no choice. Visions of heartbreak past!" He throws a few potions on the ground and all my exes appear through a pink mist. "We're back Mabel." "We like you now~" "Yes. Definitely. Absolutely," Dipper punches through one of the vision with a laugh. 

"Ha! You really think we'd fall for that?" "Dipper..." (y/n) says and the two look at me, I was surrounded by all my exes. "Sure you can all marry me. Oh! Guy from the ten dollar bill, I forgot I had a crush on you." "Mabel! They're not real!" The two shout at me before Mermando gibes me a cute smile. "Just give us the bottle Mabel." "Mabel don't!"

Grunkle Stan's p.o.v.

Soos was finally finishing sewing the balloon together and I look at it with a smile. "It's finally done. When these idiots see this balloon they'll understand that I love young people. Alright let her rip!" The balloon lifts up into the air. "Oh no a letter rip!" Soos shouts as the letter H and R fell making the message 'I eat kids!'. "What the H?!"